• I Mustache You to Win a Game, Please

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    The Los Angeles Kings record with the stupid fucking mustaches…5-7-0. The Los Angeles Kings record without the stupid fucking mustaches.. 8-3-0. Thank god November is...

  • Yo Sucka Sucka

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    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings dismal performance Saturday night against the Chicago Blackhawks, a game in which the Kings found themselves losers of 6...

  • Toe Drag Me to Hell

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    Well, if you had “Dustin Brown” in the wildly popular Los Angeles Kings board game Left Wingo… then you are some sort of Kings Savant. Coach Murray...

  • Tim and Eric, Awesome Game, Great Job!

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    Edmonton Oilers Superfan (and slowly becoming Los Angeles Kings Semi-Fan) JeanShorts and Bagged Milk commented to me recently that it seems like the NHL is trying...

  • Upper Body Injury with… the Ottawa Senators

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    Last season, we did a segment called “Upper Body Injury with…” where we featured the brightest and the best of the Los Angeles Kings opponent...

  • Pundays: Seven Minutes in Heaven

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    Being a writer means taking chances. And just because you are spending your nights waiting for hockey games across the country to finish doesn’t mean...

  • East Coast Ugly

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    In the sport of ice hockey, the captain of the team is the person who speaks for the franchise… the person who meets with the...

  • Left Wingo

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    Another day, another Left Winger for the Los Angeles Kings top line. If it wasn’t for the horrific problem of finding a franchise goaltender that has...

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    Home Schooled

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    Sometimes in Mid-November, your favorite hockey team drops 2 games in a row to NHL teams that have funny colored uniforms. But also, your favorite...

  • A Hairy Loss

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    Well, even if last night’s broadcast of the Pacific Division battle between the Los Angeles Kings and San Jose Sharks didn’t bring the confirmation that...

  • Pundays: Second Line Scoring

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    Now, I just may be a simple hockey loving fan from Los Angeles, California who some folks up north may think has no idea what...

  • Silver Streak

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    Sometimes, words just can do justice. Instead… we use polls! Which Los Angeles Kings Current Streak is Most Impressive?online survey Obviously, it’s Kyle Clifford’s mean...

  • Pundays: Scattergories

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    I haven’t been able to keep up with NHL.com’s pun-filled headlines during the last two weeks… mainly because I’ve been busy watching my favorite long-suffering professional...

  • Sub Player

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    Fake Chris Kontos here. While I’m on my 1 week East Coast road trip, I unfortunately don’t have the time to update you on all...

  • Taking a Number One

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    When the NHL 2010-2011 Schedule was released over the summer, Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy and I did what we always do when a new...

  • Parsing the Transactions

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      “Look Scott, we got a good thing going here…I’m 7 and 1 and we’re first in the league… so don’t come in here and...

  • A Date with a Calendar

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    Normally, this early in a Los Angeles Kings season when they are playing an important division rival, I would watch the game from home, obsessively...