• Fantasy Fail Friday: The Loser Awards

    Man, what a bunch of losers! No, I’m not talking about the pathetic effort the Los Angeles Kings put forth last night in Phoenix, losing...

  • Just Because

    “Hey, Lokti… see that dude over there… in the white?” “Da, he look sad.” “Well, he used to be on the first line here.““And now…...

  • The First 4 and 8

    What has a thick Boston accent, is creepy, likes to sing adult humor songs with dirty lyrics and gets scored on repeatedly? Red Peters! Kings 4,...

  • Pundays: The Name of the Game

    I know that the headline writers over at NHL.com are really pushing the envelope this season with their pun headlines… but I’m really surprised Gary...

  • Red Light Salute

    Ok, poll time. Everyone here who thinks the Los Angeles Kings are for real this year please raise your hand. Kings 4, Canucks 1, Hopes...

  • Fantasy Fail Friday

    Over the summer McSwarley came to me and said “Half, what if we create a fantasy hockey league where the goal is not to be...

  • Missing Your Periods

    I know that Coach Murray has made a commitment this season to resting his young goaltender, Jon Quick, as much as possible. But I think...

  • The Royal Half Up In Your Face!

    Myself and Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy are on our way to Staples Center for the Los Angeles Kings home opener. But check out a...

  • Pundays: Oil Slick

    The NHL season is here again and that can only mean one thing… the NHL.com Pun Headline writers are back with a vengeance! God, how...

  • Western Canada Opening Weekend Cavalcade of ScreenGrabs

    Back to back games to open the 2010-2011 NHL season for the Los Angeles Kings?!? That’s way too much hockey for this simple blogger to...

  • Game Won!

    Kings 1, Anze Kopitar, A Man

  • Ad Men

    One of my favorite pastimes at start of a brand new NHL season is to take a look at how the Los Angeles Kings have...

  • The Frozen and The Fury

    I’ve done a lot of great things during my 20+ year career as a Los Angeles Kings fan. I was able to watch Wayne Gretzky...

  • Vegas Vacation

    In a few hours Indiana Matt and I will be on a plane on our way to Las Vegas for Frozen Fury 13. Now, while...

  • Regular Season Lineup

    After attending the Los Angeles Kings 8-3 pre-season victory over the Anaheim Ducks, I’m thinking that the team ends up skating a lineup like this:...

  • Loser League FTW!!!

    Since he spent a night at my house during the NHL Draft, NBC’s Pro Hockey Talk blogger, James O’Brien, must have felt obligated to ask...

  • Camera Ham

    You know it’s hockey season when the lead blogger for the Los Angeles Kings is right where he belongs… behind the bench. “Um… I don’t...