• Pundays: il-legitimate

    As we all know, the biggest story of this NHL Free Agency Period has been the trading of RFA Jaroslav Halak to the St. Louis...

  • Taking My Talents to Hollywood

    If you believe every single fucking person on the internet… Ilya Kovalchuk will be signing a contract with the Los Angeles Kings sometime on Monday....

  • Heading for a Change

    If you know anything about this blog, you know that for every season that myself and my Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy have bought our...

  • kOVERLOAD

    This is what I see: And this is what I hear: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

  • Pundays: You Be Illin’

    Top 4 Rejected Headlines in regards to Ilya Kovalchuk saying “no” to the Los Angeles Kings: 1) N’yet Gain2) You Can’t Spell ILYA with LA3)...

  • Draftapalooza

    So that was kinda boring. Sure, the 2010 NHL Entry Draft provided some exciting moments for both Los Angeles Kings fans and the fans of...

  • Drafted!

    It’s the eve of the NHL Draft and hockey bloggers from across the country are converging on Los Angeles to blog about hockey… and complain...

  • Is There a Draft in Here?

    As you may (or probably may not) have noticed, The Royal Half has been on a little bit of hiatus the last few weeks. But...

  • Pundays: Pun Phail

    I’m not sure if it’s because Monday was a holiday here in the United States but the Head Pun Writer at NHL.com definitely was on...

  • Pundays: In the Buff

    One of the best storylines of the 2010 NHL Playoffs has been the coming out party of Dustin Byfuglien. The 25 year old left winger/former...

  • Hardy to Handle

    Until now, this was the biggest hit Mark Hardy had ever given to Los Angeles Kings fans: bkBBvaLn-QY But it looks like that might have...

  • Pundays: Bad Habits

    It all started innocently enough on March 16th, almost a full month before the NHL playoffs began. That’s when this first appeared on the front...

  • Pundays: The Bell Curve

    These 2nd round Stanley Cup Playoff series have been quite prolific for the NHL. And for hockey fans in the Eastern Conference, the excitement of...

  • I Hate 1993

      ysDphYqMG6M Maybe you should get out of the 2nd round against last year’s Stanley Cup Champion first.           Special thanks...

  • Miller Time

    So you’ve had a tough year. You lost the Gold Medal and your 3rd seeded team was upset in the first round of the Stanley...

  • Pundays: Halak is the New Halak

    It’s Pundays at The Royal Half and that means we take a look back at the great puns featured on the NHL.com homepage over the...

  • Know Your Enemy

    I think the fact that the Los Angeles Kings were playing playoff hockey for the first time in 8 years got me a bit more...