• Taking a Number One

    When the NHL 2010-2011 Schedule was released over the summer, Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy and I did what we always do when a new...

  • Parsing the Transactions

      “Look Scott, we got a good thing going here…I’m 7 and 1 and we’re first in the league… so don’t come in here and...

  • A Date with a Calendar

    Normally, this early in a Los Angeles Kings season when they are playing an important division rival, I would watch the game from home, obsessively...

  • RoboStop

    I wouldn’t say that Los Angeles Kings fans are starting to have doubts about their incredible fanaticism of the second coming of goaltending that is...

  • Straight to DVD

    When your franchise has been in the league since 1926 you have the ability to release a 6 DVD set of the some of the...

  • Between Two Coasts

    So for the first time since I can remember the Los Angeles Kings are part of a national television hockey broadcast. The Kings are being...

  • Pundays: Encroachment

    Every now and then, the pun headline writers at NHL.com will come up with something so original, so amazing, so genius… that all you can...

  • Sloppy Thirds

    Wow, that was one ugly hockey game. I’m sure the Los Angeles Kings coaching staff can’t be too pleased with the 6-4 victory over the...

  • Fantasy Fail Friday: The Loser Awards

    Man, what a bunch of losers! No, I’m not talking about the pathetic effort the Los Angeles Kings put forth last night in Phoenix, losing...

  • Just Because

    “Hey, Lokti… see that dude over there… in the white?” “Da, he look sad.” “Well, he used to be on the first line here.““And now…...

  • The First 4 and 8

    What has a thick Boston accent, is creepy, likes to sing adult humor songs with dirty lyrics and gets scored on repeatedly? Red Peters! Kings 4,...

  • Pundays: The Name of the Game

    I know that the headline writers over at NHL.com are really pushing the envelope this season with their pun headlines… but I’m really surprised Gary...

  • Red Light Salute

    Ok, poll time. Everyone here who thinks the Los Angeles Kings are for real this year please raise your hand. Kings 4, Canucks 1, Hopes...

  • Fantasy Fail Friday

    Over the summer McSwarley came to me and said “Half, what if we create a fantasy hockey league where the goal is not to be...

  • Missing Your Periods

    I know that Coach Murray has made a commitment this season to resting his young goaltender, Jon Quick, as much as possible. But I think...

  • The Royal Half Up In Your Face!

    Myself and Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy are on our way to Staples Center for the Los Angeles Kings home opener. But check out a...

  • Pundays: Oil Slick

    The NHL season is here again and that can only mean one thing… the NHL.com Pun Headline writers are back with a vengeance! God, how...