• Murphy Browned

    “No goal for Los Angeles.” “But, Murph. I’m asking you about Florida-Washington. LA doesn’t even play tonight.” “I said no goal. You need me to...

  • Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

    Thursday’s game against the Phoenix Coyotes wasn’t part of my Half Season Ticket Package. But I had scored 2 free tickets to the game and...

  • Halak of An Effort

    The St. Louis Blues have won 2 of their last 8 games. Which team did they beat for those 2 wins? The Los Angeles Kings...

  • Star Gazing

    So I went to an official Los Angeles Kings Watch Party… and all I got was this… …lousy photograph with the only Kings employee hotter...

  • All That Glitters is Gold

    It was Legends Night at Staples Center and after a week that already featured Canadian Pride Night and Dodgers Night… I started to think. Aren’t promotions like this...

  • Fantasy Fail Friday: The All-Scrubs Lineups

    Well, you the fans came out in droves to vote for your favorite worst NHL players to participate in the 2011 Brian Willsie Invitational All-Scrubs Game...

  • Black and Blue

    Tonight was Dodgers Pride Night at Staples Center, which celebrated two Los Angeles franchises that haven’t won anything since Wayne Gretzky was traded to the...

  • Identity Crisis

    No wonder that the Los Angeles Kings are struggling to find their Team Identity. Coach Murray is changing the lines left and right. GM Dean...

  • To The Day

    An IM transmission between myself and Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy from exactly 1 year ago today… I shit you not. 1 year ago today. Same...

  • Transcontinental Divide

    As Los Angeles Kings founder Jack Kent Cooke once said in reference to the 300,000 former Canadians living within a three-hour drive of Los Angeles…...

  • Back to the Future

    There really hasn’t been a young player in the Los Angeles Kings system that’s been as bi-polar to fans as Jack Johnson has been over...

  • The Way of the Loser

    Think the Los Angeles Kings current 5 game losing streak is bad? Then you haven’t been a Kings fan for all that long. Remember 2004?...

  • Offensive Guard

    The Royal Half has returned from its Winter Vacation and thanks to the magical NHL GameCentre app for the iPad… I was somewhat able to...

  • Son of A Beach

    Screw this rainy city. I’m getting my ass out of Los Angeles today and heading to a Winter Vacation on the beach. It will look...

  • What A Bunch of Hosers

    After having two Russian Heritage Nights, two Armenian Heritage Nights and one Latino Heritage night… the next logical step for the Los Angeles Kings Marketing...

  • Westgarth in Love

    Forget about the fact that the Los Angeles Kings lost a tough game against the one team in the Central Division they can’t seem to...

  • Deep South Smile

    The Los Angeles Kings played so well Saturday night against the Nashville Predators, that every one on the Kings team was all smiles. Even Coach...