• Back to the Future

    There really hasn’t been a young player in the Los Angeles Kings system that’s been as bi-polar to fans as Jack Johnson has been over...

  • The Way of the Loser

    Think the Los Angeles Kings current 5 game losing streak is bad? Then you haven’t been a Kings fan for all that long. Remember 2004?...

  • Offensive Guard

    The Royal Half has returned from its Winter Vacation and thanks to the magical NHL GameCentre app for the iPad… I was somewhat able to...

  • Son of A Beach

    Screw this rainy city. I’m getting my ass out of Los Angeles today and heading to a Winter Vacation on the beach. It will look...

  • What A Bunch of Hosers

    After having two Russian Heritage Nights, two Armenian Heritage Nights and one Latino Heritage night… the next logical step for the Los Angeles Kings Marketing...

  • Westgarth in Love

    Forget about the fact that the Los Angeles Kings lost a tough game against the one team in the Central Division they can’t seem to...

  • Deep South Smile

    The Los Angeles Kings played so well Saturday night against the Nashville Predators, that every one on the Kings team was all smiles. Even Coach...

  • Fantasy Fail Friday: All-Scrubs Edition

    It’s been quite a while since we last checked in on the Brian Willsie Invitational Loser League. For those that don’t remember (or don’t care) the...

  • Fish Out of Water

    Over the past 5 games the Los Angeles Kings were undefeated in regulation, going 4-0-1. You would think that facing a team that was missing...

  • Insert Clipping Wings Pun Here

    “Oscar! Awesome goal, bro.” “Whatever. When Sturm gets here I’ll be back in Manchester. There won’t be a spot for me here on the roster because although...

  • Pundays: O Marks the Spot

    So what happens when a hot-shot rookie playing in his 2nd NHL game unleashes a shootout move so amazing, it has the entire hockey world...

  • Oscar Statue of Limitations

    He’s baaaaack! Let’s do this. For real-real this time. Not for play-play. That’s right, The Royal Half’s and Kingscast’s favorite lil’ Swedish Scamp, Oscar Moller, has been recalled...

  • The Nutcracker

    Now that this team seems to be back to its winning ways… I wish there was some way to visually represent how it feels to...

  • Moving Right Along

    As you may know, we here at The Royal Half are kinda fascinated with the Los Angeles Kings Marketing Department and their various campaigns. Well,...

  • Pundays: 28 Pundays Later

    Well, you stop writing about the great pun-filled headlines of NHL.com for just 2 weeks and all of a sudden your favorite NHL hockey team...

  • Super Slovene

    You want to know what is wrong with America? People are just sitting back and not saying anything when some foreign country comes in and...

  • The Gift of Losing

    It’s December and you know what that means! Gifts! Gifts up the ass! So surprise the Los Angeles Kings fan in your life with a...