• The Nutcracker

    Now that this team seems to be back to its winning ways… I wish there was some way to visually represent how it feels to...

  • Moving Right Along

    As you may know, we here at The Royal Half are kinda fascinated with the Los Angeles Kings Marketing Department and their various campaigns. Well,...

  • Pundays: 28 Pundays Later

    Well, you stop writing about the great pun-filled headlines of NHL.com for just 2 weeks and all of a sudden your favorite NHL hockey team...

  • Super Slovene

    You want to know what is wrong with America? People are just sitting back and not saying anything when some foreign country comes in and...

  • The Gift of Losing

    It’s December and you know what that means! Gifts! Gifts up the ass! So surprise the Los Angeles Kings fan in your life with a...

  • Back on the Blueline

    In a span of 12 hours, the Los Angeles Kings traded for an injured player and then were surprised when he didn’t pass a physical....

  • A Perfect Sturm

    Welcome to Los Angeles, Marco Sturm. I know why you waived your No Trade Clause to come play here… because you’ll fit right in!! See...

  • I Mustache You to Win a Game, Please

    The Los Angeles Kings record with the stupid fucking mustaches…5-7-0. The Los Angeles Kings record without the stupid fucking mustaches.. 8-3-0. Thank god November is...

  • Yo Sucka Sucka

    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings dismal performance Saturday night against the Chicago Blackhawks, a game in which the Kings found themselves losers of 6...

  • Toe Drag Me to Hell

    Well, if you had “Dustin Brown” in the wildly popular Los Angeles Kings board game Left Wingo… then you are some sort of Kings Savant. Coach Murray...

  • Tim and Eric, Awesome Game, Great Job!

    Edmonton Oilers Superfan (and slowly becoming Los Angeles Kings Semi-Fan) JeanShorts and Bagged Milk commented to me recently that it seems like the NHL is trying...

  • Upper Body Injury with… the Ottawa Senators

    Last season, we did a segment called “Upper Body Injury with…” where we featured the brightest and the best of the Los Angeles Kings opponent...

  • Pundays: Seven Minutes in Heaven

    Being a writer means taking chances. And just because you are spending your nights waiting for hockey games across the country to finish doesn’t mean...

  • East Coast Ugly

    In the sport of ice hockey, the captain of the team is the person who speaks for the franchise… the person who meets with the...

  • Left Wingo

    Another day, another Left Winger for the Los Angeles Kings top line. If it wasn’t for the horrific problem of finding a franchise goaltender that has...

  • Home Schooled

    Sometimes in Mid-November, your favorite hockey team drops 2 games in a row to NHL teams that have funny colored uniforms. But also, your favorite...

  • A Hairy Loss

    Well, even if last night’s broadcast of the Pacific Division battle between the Los Angeles Kings and San Jose Sharks didn’t bring the confirmation that...