• Playoff Bound

    By on April 4, 2010

    It was Saturday, April 27th, 2002. I bought the tickets off ebay and headed downtown with my college roommate (and hockey teammate!) who was in...

  • Miss Pelt

    By on April 4, 2010

    As Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy does a good job of reminding me… a point is a point. The Los Angeles Kings had no business only...

  • Pundays: Special Edition

    By on April 2, 2010

    Now Pundays is the new feature here at The Royal Half that is sweeping the nation. And normally we’d just keep it for Mondays… but...

  • Red Light District

    By on April 2, 2010

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?… did Jon Bernier Get a Shutout Tonight? NO. BUT HE DID...

  • Inner Arrogance

    By on March 31, 2010

    Oh, I get it. It makes sense now. Over these last few games of the season The Los Angeles Kings can only get motivated to...

  • History Will Be Made

    By on March 30, 2010

    If you haven’t noticed, the NHL has an awesome campaign going on right now that wonders what would happen if great Stanley Cup moments never...

  • Sounding Off

    By on March 30, 2010

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight? NO. CALGARY DIDN’T PLAY. SO INSTEAD, THE STUPID FUCKING KINGS LOST. Los...

  • Pundays

    By on March 29, 2010

    “No circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun.”-...

  • Playoff Clinching Update

    By on March 29, 2010

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?   NO.   But thankfully the Colorado Avalanche lost to the...

  • Move along, Nothing to see here

    By on March 28, 2010

    Well, with only 8 games left the regular season, it’s time to dust off the old Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… or...

  • Black and Blue

    By on March 26, 2010

    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings lackluster effort tonight against the NHL’s worst team at home, the St. Louis Blues. Instead, check out the amazing...

  • SuperFan

    By on March 25, 2010

    A few days ago, I received this email in The Royal Half inbox from a gentleman who said he was working with the Los Angeles...

  • Tripping Andy

    By on March 24, 2010

    During Monday nights 4-3 overtime victory against the Colorado Avalanche… the Los Angeles Kings did something I haven’t seen them do all season… mess with...

  • Bench Players

    By on March 23, 2010

    Hey, Alexander Frolov. You want to know how to respond to being put on the 4th line and seeing little to no ice time? Just...