• Red Light District

    By on April 2, 2010

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?… did Jon Bernier Get a Shutout Tonight? NO. BUT HE DID...

  • Inner Arrogance

    By on March 31, 2010

    Oh, I get it. It makes sense now. Over these last few games of the season The Los Angeles Kings can only get motivated to...

  • History Will Be Made

    By on March 30, 2010

    If you haven’t noticed, the NHL has an awesome campaign going on right now that wonders what would happen if great Stanley Cup moments never...

  • Sounding Off

    By on March 30, 2010

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight? NO. CALGARY DIDN’T PLAY. SO INSTEAD, THE STUPID FUCKING KINGS LOST. Los...

  • Pundays

    By on March 29, 2010

    “No circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun.”-...

  • Playoff Clinching Update

    By on March 29, 2010

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?   NO.   But thankfully the Colorado Avalanche lost to the...

  • Move along, Nothing to see here

    By on March 28, 2010

    Well, with only 8 games left the regular season, it’s time to dust off the old Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… or...

  • Black and Blue

    By on March 26, 2010

    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings lackluster effort tonight against the NHL’s worst team at home, the St. Louis Blues. Instead, check out the amazing...

  • SuperFan

    By on March 25, 2010

    A few days ago, I received this email in The Royal Half inbox from a gentleman who said he was working with the Los Angeles...

  • Tripping Andy

    By on March 24, 2010

    During Monday nights 4-3 overtime victory against the Colorado Avalanche… the Los Angeles Kings did something I haven’t seen them do all season… mess with...

  • Bench Players

    By on March 23, 2010

    Hey, Alexander Frolov. You want to know how to respond to being put on the 4th line and seeing little to no ice time? Just...

  • Una Victoria Grande

    By on March 21, 2010

    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Squeaking out a 1-0 victory over a team that is 3rd to last in the Eastern Conference and...

  • Parenthood

    By on March 20, 2010

    I’m not a parent… but from my experiences as a son… I can only imagine it’s a hard job. Especially when you are dealing with...

  • Beware the Kings of March, Not the March of Kings

    By on March 19, 2010

    Sure, the Los Angeles Kings have been known to have their problems in December. But as any real Kings fan knows… March is where guaranteed...

  • 96front

    A Whopper of a Jersey

    By on March 15, 2010

    It was the 1995-1996 season when it all started. The NHL, coming off a shortened 48 game season due to the 1st NHL lockout, was...

  • Nuts

    By on March 14, 2010

    Well… at least I know how Denis Grebeshkov feels now. That’s right, Kings. You just kicked me in the nuts. Kings 0-7, Predators 7-0  ...

  • Babies Having Babies

    By on March 14, 2010

    That’s right, Los Angeles Kings fans… this guy is now a 24 year old Baby Daddy. Congratulations to Jon Quick and his brand new daughter,...

  • Sharp and Quick

    By on March 11, 2010

    Hey Brad Richardson. You’ve done a great job so far this season. Fans who once sighed at the mention of your name now cheer you...

  • Fact Checkers

    By on March 10, 2010

    From Kukla’s Korner, here’s veteran hockey columnist for Sportsnet.ca, Mike Brophy, talking about which teams have goaltending issues going into the playoffs… In the Western...

  • Nick of Time

    By on March 9, 2010

    Tonight was Retro Night at Staples Center as the Los Angeles Kings celebrated the return of two of the greatest players from its past. In...