• Gone Fishin’

    By on August 27, 2010

    In case you haven’t noticed (my Mom and Dad are really the only people to have noticed)… things around here at The Royal Half have...

  • 14 Days

    By on July 14, 2010

    Things that happened in less than 14 days: The Battle of the Alamo 2010 Stanley Cup Finals The recording of the first Beatles album, Please...

  • Pundays: il-legitimate

    By on July 12, 2010

    As we all know, the biggest story of this NHL Free Agency Period has been the trading of RFA Jaroslav Halak to the St. Louis...

  • Taking My Talents to Hollywood

    By on July 12, 2010

    If you believe every single fucking person on the internet… Ilya Kovalchuk will be signing a contract with the Los Angeles Kings sometime on Monday....

  • Heading for a Change

    By on July 9, 2010

    If you know anything about this blog, you know that for every season that myself and my Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy have bought our...

  • kOVERLOAD

    By on July 8, 2010

    This is what I see: And this is what I hear: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

  • Pundays: You Be Illin’

    By on July 5, 2010

    Top 4 Rejected Headlines in regards to Ilya Kovalchuk saying “no” to the Los Angeles Kings: 1) N’yet Gain2) You Can’t Spell ILYA with LA3)...

  • Draftapalooza

    By on June 27, 2010

    So that was kinda boring. Sure, the 2010 NHL Entry Draft provided some exciting moments for both Los Angeles Kings fans and the fans of...

  • Drafted!

    By on June 24, 2010

    It’s the eve of the NHL Draft and hockey bloggers from across the country are converging on Los Angeles to blog about hockey… and complain...

  • Is There a Draft in Here?

    By on June 18, 2010

    As you may (or probably may not) have noticed, The Royal Half has been on a little bit of hiatus the last few weeks. But...

  • Pundays: Pun Phail

    By on June 2, 2010

    I’m not sure if it’s because Monday was a holiday here in the United States but the Head Pun Writer at NHL.com definitely was on...

  • Pundays: In the Buff

    By on May 24, 2010

    One of the best storylines of the 2010 NHL Playoffs has been the coming out party of Dustin Byfuglien. The 25 year old left winger/former...

  • Hardy to Handle

    By on May 22, 2010

    Until now, this was the biggest hit Mark Hardy had ever given to Los Angeles Kings fans: bkBBvaLn-QY But it looks like that might have...

  • Pundays: Bad Habits

    By on May 17, 2010

    It all started innocently enough on March 16th, almost a full month before the NHL playoffs began. That’s when this first appeared on the front...