• kOVERLOAD

    By on July 8, 2010

    This is what I see: And this is what I hear: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

  • Pundays: You Be Illin’

    By on July 5, 2010

    Top 4 Rejected Headlines in regards to Ilya Kovalchuk saying “no” to the Los Angeles Kings: 1) N’yet Gain2) You Can’t Spell ILYA with LA3)...

  • Draftapalooza

    By on June 27, 2010

    So that was kinda boring. Sure, the 2010 NHL Entry Draft provided some exciting moments for both Los Angeles Kings fans and the fans of...

  • Drafted!

    By on June 24, 2010

    It’s the eve of the NHL Draft and hockey bloggers from across the country are converging on Los Angeles to blog about hockey… and complain...

  • Is There a Draft in Here?

    By on June 18, 2010

    As you may (or probably may not) have noticed, The Royal Half has been on a little bit of hiatus the last few weeks. But...

  • Pundays: Pun Phail

    By on June 2, 2010

    I’m not sure if it’s because Monday was a holiday here in the United States but the Head Pun Writer at NHL.com definitely was on...

  • Pundays: In the Buff

    By on May 24, 2010

    One of the best storylines of the 2010 NHL Playoffs has been the coming out party of Dustin Byfuglien. The 25 year old left winger/former...

  • Hardy to Handle

    By on May 22, 2010

    Until now, this was the biggest hit Mark Hardy had ever given to Los Angeles Kings fans: bkBBvaLn-QY But it looks like that might have...

  • Pundays: Bad Habits

    By on May 17, 2010

    It all started innocently enough on March 16th, almost a full month before the NHL playoffs began. That’s when this first appeared on the front...

  • Pundays: The Bell Curve

    By on May 10, 2010

    These 2nd round Stanley Cup Playoff series have been quite prolific for the NHL. And for hockey fans in the Eastern Conference, the excitement of...

  • I Hate 1993

    By on May 8, 2010

      ysDphYqMG6M Maybe you should get out of the 2nd round against last year’s Stanley Cup Champion first.           Special thanks...

  • Miller Time

    By on May 6, 2010

    So you’ve had a tough year. You lost the Gold Medal and your 3rd seeded team was upset in the first round of the Stanley...

  • Pundays: Halak is the New Halak

    By on May 3, 2010

    It’s Pundays at The Royal Half and that means we take a look back at the great puns featured on the NHL.com homepage over the...

  • Know Your Enemy

    By on May 1, 2010

    I think the fact that the Los Angeles Kings were playing playoff hockey for the first time in 8 years got me a bit more...

  • Hand-Zeus

    By on April 28, 2010

    {iframe width=”448″ height=”336″ align=”top”}http://kings.nhl.tv/team/embed.jsp?hlp=8474563&event=L.A94{/iframe} {iframe width=”448″ height=”336″ align=”top”} http://kings.nhl.tv/team/embed.jsp?hlp=8474563&event=L.A89{/iframe} {iframe width=”448″ height=”336″ align=”top”} http://kings.nhl.tv/team/embed.jsp?hlp=8474563&event=L.A508{/iframe} Now imagine what Drew Doughty could have done had he been...

  • Pundays: Point Un-Pleasant, NJ

    By on April 26, 2010

    As the action gets more intense during the NHL playoffs… so do the puns at the main page of NHL.com. Here at The Royal Half,...

  • This is Far From Over

    By on April 26, 2010

    And just like that… it’s over. All the yelling, all the screaming, cursing, celebrating, cheering… it just ends in the flash of a second. The...

  • If You Can’t Beat Em, Join Em

    By on April 25, 2010

    A mere hours away from gametime, a few Los Angeles Kings Hockey Bloggers have been responding to the great RudyKelly’s Game 6 Questionnaire. So I...

  • Misery Loves Company

    By on April 24, 2010

    I kind of had a hockey panic attack leading up to start of Game 6. The nerd hockey blogger in me wanted to stay home...

  • Drew Doughty, NHL Elite Defenseman

    By on April 23, 2010

    You would think that the biggest news in the Los Angeles Kings’ world today would be the important Game 5 against the Vancouver Canucks that...