• The Wild Road Ahead

    By on February 2, 2011

    “Boy, there sure are a lot less All-Stars in this locker room than the one I was in on Sunday…Like… 19 less. And yes that...

  • Dark Helmet

    By on February 1, 2011

    My favorite moment of the 2011 All-Star Game? Nope. Nope.  Yup. Now I know why Anaheim Ducks goalie Jonas Hiller wears such a unique goalie...

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    THE RISE OF THE BURGER KING

    By on January 27, 2011

    It was January 27th, 1996. 15 years ago today. The Los Angeles Kings were coming off an 8-2 drubbing by the hands of the Hartford...

  • Happy Birthday, Wayne

    By on January 26, 2011

    I’m not sure what I like more about this…The fact that he wrote “Your Pal” to me…Or the fact that he’s wearing the “A” as...

  • The Difference Makers

    By on January 25, 2011

    What was the biggest difference in the Los Angeles Kings team that took the ice Monday night against the Boston Bruins? It wasn’t that they...

  • One Fine General Manager

    By on January 24, 2011

    2 Men, No Cup. But at least Hextall made it to one Stanley Cup Final.  3 Men and a Foxy. “Foxy, I told you. Everytime you...

  • Murphy Browned

    By on January 21, 2011

    “No goal for Los Angeles.” “But, Murph. I’m asking you about Florida-Washington. LA doesn’t even play tonight.” “I said no goal. You need me to...

  • Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

    By on January 21, 2011

    Thursday’s game against the Phoenix Coyotes wasn’t part of my Half Season Ticket Package. But I had scored 2 free tickets to the game and...

  • Halak of An Effort

    By on January 19, 2011

    The St. Louis Blues have won 2 of their last 8 games. Which team did they beat for those 2 wins? The Los Angeles Kings...

  • Star Gazing

    By on January 18, 2011

    So I went to an official Los Angeles Kings Watch Party… and all I got was this… …lousy photograph with the only Kings employee hotter...

  • All That Glitters is Gold

    By on January 16, 2011

    It was Legends Night at Staples Center and after a week that already featured Canadian Pride Night and Dodgers Night… I started to think. Aren’t promotions like this...

  • Fantasy Fail Friday: The All-Scrubs Lineups

    By on January 14, 2011

    Well, you the fans came out in droves to vote for your favorite worst NHL players to participate in the 2011 Brian Willsie Invitational All-Scrubs Game...

  • Black and Blue

    By on January 14, 2011

    Tonight was Dodgers Pride Night at Staples Center, which celebrated two Los Angeles franchises that haven’t won anything since Wayne Gretzky was traded to the...

  • Identity Crisis

    By on January 13, 2011

    No wonder that the Los Angeles Kings are struggling to find their Team Identity. Coach Murray is changing the lines left and right. GM Dean...

  • To The Day

    By on January 12, 2011

    An IM transmission between myself and Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy from exactly 1 year ago today… I shit you not. 1 year ago today. Same...

  • Transcontinental Divide

    By on January 11, 2011

    As Los Angeles Kings founder Jack Kent Cooke once said in reference to the 300,000 former Canadians living within a three-hour drive of Los Angeles…...

  • Back to the Future

    By on January 9, 2011

    There really hasn’t been a young player in the Los Angeles Kings system that’s been as bi-polar to fans as Jack Johnson has been over...

  • The Way of the Loser

    By on January 7, 2011

    Think the Los Angeles Kings current 5 game losing streak is bad? Then you haven’t been a Kings fan for all that long. Remember 2004?...

  • Offensive Guard

    By on January 4, 2011

    The Royal Half has returned from its Winter Vacation and thanks to the magical NHL GameCentre app for the iPad… I was somewhat able to...

  • Son of A Beach

    By on December 22, 2010

    Screw this rainy city. I’m getting my ass out of Los Angeles today and heading to a Winter Vacation on the beach. It will look...