• Inner Arrogance

    Oh, I get it. It makes sense now. Over these last few games of the season The Los Angeles Kings can only get motivated to...

  • History Will Be Made

    If you haven’t noticed, the NHL has an awesome campaign going on right now that wonders what would happen if great Stanley Cup moments never...

  • Sounding Off

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight? NO. CALGARY DIDN’T PLAY. SO INSTEAD, THE STUPID FUCKING KINGS LOST. Los...

  • Pundays

    “No circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun.”-...

  • Playoff Clinching Update

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?   NO.   But thankfully the Colorado Avalanche lost to the...

  • Move along, Nothing to see here

    Well, with only 8 games left the regular season, it’s time to dust off the old Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… or...

  • Black and Blue

    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings lackluster effort tonight against the NHL’s worst team at home, the St. Louis Blues. Instead, check out the amazing...

  • SuperFan

    A few days ago, I received this email in The Royal Half inbox from a gentleman who said he was working with the Los Angeles...

  • Tripping Andy

    During Monday nights 4-3 overtime victory against the Colorado Avalanche… the Los Angeles Kings did something I haven’t seen them do all season… mess with...

  • Bench Players

    Hey, Alexander Frolov. You want to know how to respond to being put on the 4th line and seeing little to no ice time? Just...

  • Una Victoria Grande

    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Squeaking out a 1-0 victory over a team that is 3rd to last in the Eastern Conference and...

  • Parenthood

    I’m not a parent… but from my experiences as a son… I can only imagine it’s a hard job. Especially when you are dealing with...

  • Beware the Kings of March, Not the March of Kings

    Sure, the Los Angeles Kings have been known to have their problems in December. But as any real Kings fan knows… March is where guaranteed...

  • A Whopper of a Jersey

    It was the 1995-1996 season when it all started. The NHL, coming off a shortened 48 game season due to the 1st NHL lockout, was...

  • Nuts

    Well… at least I know how Denis Grebeshkov feels now. That’s right, Kings. You just kicked me in the nuts. Kings 0-7, Predators 7-0  ...

  • Babies Having Babies

    That’s right, Los Angeles Kings fans… this guy is now a 24 year old Baby Daddy. Congratulations to Jon Quick and his brand new daughter,...

  • Sharp and Quick

    Hey Brad Richardson. You’ve done a great job so far this season. Fans who once sighed at the mention of your name now cheer you...

  • Fact Checkers

    From Kukla’s Korner, here’s veteran hockey columnist for Sportsnet.ca, Mike Brophy, talking about which teams have goaltending issues going into the playoffs… In the Western...

  • Nick of Time

    Tonight was Retro Night at Staples Center as the Los Angeles Kings celebrated the return of two of the greatest players from its past. In...

  • Les Misérables

    Well, I’ve had the weekend to think about it… and I still believe the Los Angeles Kings played like shit on Saturday night against the...