• Miss Pelt

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    As Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy does a good job of reminding me… a point is a point. The Los Angeles Kings had no business only...

  • Pundays: Special Edition

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    Now Pundays is the new feature here at The Royal Half that is sweeping the nation. And normally we’d just keep it for Mondays… but...

  • Red Light District

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    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?… did Jon Bernier Get a Shutout Tonight? NO. BUT HE DID...

  • Inner Arrogance

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    Oh, I get it. It makes sense now. Over these last few games of the season The Los Angeles Kings can only get motivated to...

  • History Will Be Made

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    If you haven’t noticed, the NHL has an awesome campaign going on right now that wonders what would happen if great Stanley Cup moments never...

  • Sounding Off

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    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight? NO. CALGARY DIDN’T PLAY. SO INSTEAD, THE STUPID FUCKING KINGS LOST. Los...

  • Pundays

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    “No circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun.”–...

  • Playoff Clinching Update

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    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?   NO.   But thankfully the Colorado Avalanche lost to the...

  • Move along, Nothing to see here

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    Well, with only 8 games left the regular season, it’s time to dust off the old Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… or...

  • Black and Blue

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    Forget about the Los Angeles Kings lackluster effort tonight against the NHL’s worst team at home, the St. Louis Blues. Instead, check out the amazing...

  • SuperFan

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    A few days ago, I received this email in The Royal Half inbox from a gentleman who said he was working with the Los Angeles...

  • Tripping Andy

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    During Monday nights 4-3 overtime victory against the Colorado Avalanche… the Los Angeles Kings did something I haven’t seen them do all season… mess with...

  • Bench Players

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    Hey, Alexander Frolov. You want to know how to respond to being put on the 4th line and seeing little to no ice time? Just...

  • Una Victoria Grande

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    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Squeaking out a 1-0 victory over a team that is 3rd to last in the Eastern Conference and...

  • Parenthood

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    I’m not a parent… but from my experiences as a son… I can only imagine it’s a hard job. Especially when you are dealing with...

  • Beware the Kings of March, Not the March of Kings

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    Sure, the Los Angeles Kings have been known to have their problems in December. But as any real Kings fan knows… March is where guaranteed...

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    A Whopper of a Jersey

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    It was the 1995-1996 season when it all started. The NHL, coming off a shortened 48 game season due to the 1st NHL lockout, was...