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  • Longest Road Trip Ever

    The Los Angeles Kings had some impressive road trips this NHL season… but none more impressive than the one my playoff tickets took to get...

  • Pundays: Un-Four-Gettable

    For hockey fans across North America and the World… yesterday was as good as it gets. Teams were battling to get in the playoffs… the...

  • Route 101

    For Angelenos, the 101 Freeway can mean different things. It can mean a quick trip across the valley or it can mean horrible, horrible blinding...

  • The Fail on Fan Day

    Do not make comparisons to the Miracle on Manchester, the Frenzy on Figueroa or even the Royal Rebound. No, the Los Angeles Kings rally to...

  • See What Developed

    What’s the easiest way to track how a team has changed from the start of the season till the end? Why by advertisements, of course!...

  • The Best Offense is the Defense

    Oh, I see how it goes Fox Sports. The Los Angeles Kings don’t make the playoffs for 8 years and you could care less about...

  • The 1st Annual Screengrab Caption Contest!

    Presenting the 1st Annual Royal Half Screengrab Caption Contest!   That’s right, after years of being entertained by the captions that are put up for...

  • Pundays: Hal-ak 9000

    Montreal Canadiens goaltender Jaroslav Halak had a fantastic week that included back to back shutouts. And as the Canadiens wrap up their regular season it seems that...

  • Playoff Bound

    It was Saturday, April 27th, 2002. I bought the tickets off ebay and headed downtown with my college roommate (and hockey teammate!) who was in...

  • Miss Pelt

    As Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy does a good job of reminding me… a point is a point. The Los Angeles Kings had no business only...

  • Pundays: Special Edition

    Now Pundays is the new feature here at The Royal Half that is sweeping the nation. And normally we’d just keep it for Mondays… but...

  • Red Light District

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?… did Jon Bernier Get a Shutout Tonight? NO. BUT HE DID...

  • Inner Arrogance

    Oh, I get it. It makes sense now. Over these last few games of the season The Los Angeles Kings can only get motivated to...

  • History Will Be Made

    If you haven’t noticed, the NHL has an awesome campaign going on right now that wonders what would happen if great Stanley Cup moments never...

  • Sounding Off

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight? NO. CALGARY DIDN’T PLAY. SO INSTEAD, THE STUPID FUCKING KINGS LOST. Los...

  • Pundays

    “No circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun.”-...

  • Playoff Clinching Update

    The Royal Half Los Angeles Kings Playoff Clinching Countdown… AKA… did Calgary Lose Tonight?   NO.   But thankfully the Colorado Avalanche lost to the...