How Old Do the LA Kings Look?

An experiment by Microsoft has turned into a source of laughter, anger and, well, more laughter.

The company built a site that aims to guess the age of the person in any given photo that you upload.

Naturally, this means that we had to see what this mega program thought of the LA Kings. Below is a headshot of every Kings player on the roster (plus the addition of the coach and general manager) from the past season. The players have been put in order from youngest to oldest based on Microsoft’s guess at their age.

There’s really no need for any additional lead up. So let’s get on with it!

Tyler Toffoli
Actual Age: 23

23 - Toffoli - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: 0

 

Alec Martinez
Actual Age: 27

25 - Martinez - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: -2

 

Andy Andreoff
Actual Age: 23

26 - Andreoff - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +3

 

Jonathan Quick
Actual Age: 29

26 - Quick - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: -3

 

Dustin Brown
Actual Age: 30

27 - Brown - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: -3

 

Nick Shore
Actual Age: 22

27 - Shore - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +5

 

Drew Doughty
Actual Age: 25

30 - Doughty - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +5

 

Kyle Clifford
Actual Age: 24

31 - Clifford - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +7

 

Anze Kopitar
Actual Age: 27

31 - Kopitar - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +4

 

Justin Williams
Actual Age: 33

31 - Williams - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: -2

 

Martin Jones
Actual Age: 25

32 - Jones - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +7

 

Dwight King
Actual Age: 25

32 - King - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +7

 

Jordan Nolan
Actual Age: 25

32 - Nolan - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +7

 

Brayden McNabb
Actual Age: 24

33 - McNabb - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +9

 

Jamie McBain
Actual Age: 27

34 - McBain - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +7

 

Jeff Carter
Actual Age: 30

35 - Carter - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +5

 

Tanner Pearson
Actual Age: 20

35 - Pearson - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +15

 

Jake Muzzin
Actual Age: 26

36 - Muzzin - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +10

 

Robyn Regehr
Actual Age: 35

36 - Regehr - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +1

 

Jarret Stoll
Actual Age: 32

36 - Stoll - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +4

 

Marian Gaborik
Actual Age: 33

37 - Gaborik - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +4

 

Mike Richards
Actual Age: 30

37 - Richards - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +7

 

Trevor Lewis
Actual Age: 28

39 - Lewis - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +11

 

Dean Lombardi
Actual Age: 57

40 - Lombardi - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: -17

Matt Greene
Actual Age: 31

41 - Greene - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +10

 

Andrej Sekera
Actual Age: 28

44 - Sekera - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +16

Darryl Sutter
Actual Age: 56

66 - Sutter - How Old Do I Look

Difference in years: +10

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl
  • Ruthie

    I find it funny that the only one they got right was Tyler Toffoli.