TRH RECAP – SAN JOSE SHARKS ROUND 1 GAME 7: #ReverseSweep
KINGS 5, SHARKS 1
It’s no secret that every LA Kings fans was annoyed after Game 3.
Not because the team fell behind 3-0 in the series, but rather due to the fact it meant fans would be subjugated to another Game 7.
Yes, #ReverseSweep Fever had hit the Southland.
Game 1: Kings show up drunk Game 2: Kings show up hungover Game 3: Kings give Sharks false sense of security Game 4: #ReverseSweep begins
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) April 24, 2014
And I wasn’t alone!
— Jim Duncan (@JimDuncan16) April 24, 2014
— Aguinaga #BeatANA (@i_Aguinaga) April 24, 2014
— Jim Duncan (@JimDuncan16) April 24, 2014
…OK maybe I was alone.
Regardless, being a fan takes you throw a wide range of emotions and often times you say or write things you may regret later on.
But man, it sure is fun to read the idiotic things that people blurt out on the old World Wide Web.
Dear Sharks, don't fuck up!
— Esteban German (@Acinonyx17) May 1, 2014
But we have to kill those bitches in the tank. Go sharks. Fuck the queens
— Lieutenant Dan (@SubhanTheGreat) May 1, 2014
FUCK KINGS.WE ARE THE SHARKS OF THE SEA AND LAND BIXCH
— sprinkle queen (@rubyazzip) May 1, 2014
…this is all getting so confusing.
We better just hurry up and get this over with.
@LAKings fuck u kings u guys r dirty players and also r shit
— Mike Scarfe (@MikeKrayzie) May 1, 2014
Clear, concise argument.
My kid already pissed me the fuck off rn. The sharks better win or I'll loose it!!!
— Tired Mama (@mommyinsomnia) May 1, 2014
This tweet has all sorts of amazing parenting in it.
Sharks better not fuck this up
— Garrett Pfingsten (@GaryPfingsten) May 1, 2014
These “better not” tweets are the most painful in hindsight.
I really hope the Sharks don't fuck me tonight.
— Lord Vocalmort. (@Andrew_DMNR) May 1, 2014
@LAKings can't wait for you fags to lose tonight
— Sexi Rehxy (@RAEPaelMunturo) May 1, 2014
FUCK YEAHHH! SHARKS SCORE!!
— vomitspit (@SackDaniels) May 1, 2014
— Noelle (@noelle_starr) May 1, 2014
I totally forgot this happened!
@weedandpussy this next bong is hoping your Sharks fuck up The Kings
— Zachary James (Bond) (@Dr_Zoidberg311) May 1, 2014
Sharks fans can mark this tweet sent to @weedandpussy as the beginning of the end.
HIS GLOVE WAS INSIDE THE NET. ALL THESE PIECES OF SHIT REFS. FUCK YOU. LETS GO SHARKS!!!
— Cindy Tieu (@cindytieu) May 1, 2014
i knew they would Fuck the Sharks and say no goal! Total BS!
— Beat LA (@Giants49ers28) May 1, 2014
These refs are against the sharks so bad right now like holy fuck controlling the outcome of a game
— Jake Lantsberger (@EatmyBerger) May 1, 2014
REFS FUCK SHARKS. NOT SHOCKED
— Aaron Sanchez (@AaronDerek) May 1, 2014
— Timothy Gant (@TimJGant) May 1, 2014
WHAT THE FUCK DO THE SHARKS HAVE TO DO
— Lord Stanley slut (@AssholeEriksson) May 1, 2014
Sharks really gone lose this series. Amazing. Glad I don't give a fuck about hockey anymore.
— Gino Corleone (@GinoTheGhost) May 1, 2014
Sharks are garbage. Fuck this
— CoachTrev (@CoachTDub) May 1, 2014
My dad just said "put it to the giants game. Fuck, I don't care" he's an A's fan. That's how much he's done with this sharks team
— Ryan J (@RyanTfC) May 1, 2014
Fuck you sharks. Fuck you to hell.
— teej s (@TeejSelf) May 1, 2014
Sharks have the worst luck in the history of ever. Fuck everything.
— Kailen (@KojoMP) May 1, 2014
COME THE FUCK ON SHARKS OH MY GOD
— Alexandra (@HawkeyFanAlex) May 1, 2014
What the fuck sharks what the fuck
— Tam (@TamTamKABAM) May 1, 2014
Wtf is wrong with the sharks? Jesus fuck
— ✭ Nicker ✭ (@DaBoys87) May 1, 2014
It appears as though Sharks fans have lost their composure.
How very odd by the self-appointed “Best Fans in Hockey.“
Let's hope the sharks won't fuck me in my ass tonight.
— Gerard (@jay_zold) May 1, 2014
Sharks are chocking hard on that kings cock. They need to win this game fuck LA
— Ryan Nevin (@ryeguy1109) May 1, 2014
OMG SHARKS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND BEAT THESE QUEENS #BeatLA
— Eloisa Barragan (@Eluisha) May 1, 2014
Well fuck. It's gonna be LA. Sharks are embarrassing themselves in brilliant fashion.
— Vicky #GoDucks (@PrincessDuck) May 1, 2014
San Jose Sharks are the biggest fucking choke in NHL history, fuck this I'm done. Rooting for the Canadiens for PK Subban
— Chase (@Yaboi_Chase) May 1, 2014
I'm appauled by the Sharks. Fuck san jose. What a joke to give this series up. Laughing stock
— Dan Barron (@barrdr42) May 1, 2014
Fuck the lakings. Fucking faggots
— jason (@Mizzou_Dew) May 1, 2014
Wow, Sharks choking once again! Fuck! I can never ger my hopes up. Ridiculous.
— Jeff Houghton (@Mr_MileHighMan) May 1, 2014
Hahahahaha, oh fuck you Sharks. Thanks for another wasted half a year of my life.
— Chris Barmonde (@RazorCrusade) May 1, 2014
What the fucking fuck San Jose. I love you sharks but fucking Christ
— Andrew Erickson (@Crushermon) May 1, 2014
FUCK ME HARDER SHARKS, SHIT
— YBfranzia (@anthony_franz) May 1, 2014
Fuck you, San Jose Sharks. You had one game….ONE GAME TO WIN!!! And you couldn't do it.
— Seth Drakin (@SethDrakin) May 1, 2014
Fuck you #Sharks…I'm done with that fucking team
— Jeff Kuwik (@heavyhitter51) May 1, 2014
— Tanmaya Hobbs (@thobbs91) May 1, 2014
Fuck the sharks im going to bed
— Adam Diiorio (@A_Diiorio22) May 1, 2014
God the choking sharks are terrible!! Fuck that mess worst hockey team ever till they prove me wrong
— Gutsu247 (@Gutsu247) May 1, 2014
Fuck the kings and fuck the sharks for blowing the series.
— Myles Rudin (@mylesxcore) May 1, 2014
LA KINGS ARE FUCKING CUM SWALLOWING FAGGOTS
— nathan (@Pedivtric) May 1, 2014
Fuck this. Sharks jersey size small(fits a large-XL) for sale, black color way. Hit me
— Merqais (@MerqaisNabizada) May 1, 2014
Sharks are gonna choke again, fuck this.
— Alec (@SanJose2812) May 1, 2014
SHARKS FUCKN SUCK AN THERE PIECES OF SHIT TO LOSE THIS SERIES FUCK UOU SHARKS!!!!#FUCKNPISSED
— MR.49ER (@incbboy) May 1, 2014
FUCK YOU SHARKS TIL NEXT YEAR!!! FIRE EVERYBODY THIS TEAM SCARED OF THE KINGS!!!WTF!!!
— MR.49ER (@incbboy) May 1, 2014
Oh my god Sharks just score by accident for fuck’s sake.
— Adam Tyler Prevade (@adambeforevade) May 1, 2014
FUCK YOU SHARKS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF!
— Dub Nation! (@therealestt1) May 1, 2014
Fuck hockey fuck the sharks fuck nemo fuck eveehthing fuck that empty net goal fuck it
— PhD In Tacos (@jaytee182) May 1, 2014
Fuck you sharks hope you all die
— adam stuart (@STURAT9) May 1, 2014
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE FUCK YOU DUSTIN BROWN. FUCK YOU KINGS. FUCK YOU SHARKS. FUCK EVERYTHING.
— Taylor ⚾ (@taylorfernandez) May 1, 2014
OKAY FUCK LIFE I HATE THE SHARKS RIGHT NOW
— Lexa☆ (@QueenLexa4) May 1, 2014
The reverse sweep. That is just fucking said. The ultimate choke job by the San Jose Sharks. Jesus fuck I will no longer defend this team.
— Omar Guerra (@RamoG12) May 1, 2014
And the Sharks choke again. FUCK ME
— Nicholas Cunningham (@Nigolas_) May 1, 2014
Holy fuck the Sharks choked hard, nice try boys…..fucking idiots
— Josh Dieleman (@TheDale2112) May 1, 2014
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE LITTLE DUMB FUCK COMES UP TO ME OR MAKES A COMMENT ABOUT THE SHARKS I WILL STAB THEM… just don't talk about it.
— Vanessa (@prettyliarlover) May 1, 2014
We should have seen it coming. The one choke job they had never given us. A 3-0 collapse. To the fucking Kings. Yeah. Fuck you, Sharks
— Justin (@JGallagher24) May 1, 2014
it's fucking 5-1 I'm so fucking done. fuck the sharks. they fucking suck and I'm pissed
— lonelyfrick2001 (@thefrickhead) May 1, 2014
We don't deserve this #SharksFam, we don't deserve this!
— Neditch (@Neditch) May 1, 2014
@LAKings good luck with the ducks you fags
— Brian Penders (@PendersBrian) May 1, 2014
Fuck this. I'm so sick of the Sharks. Every. Single. Fucking. Year.
— Jack Markham (@jack_markham95) May 1, 2014
FUCK THE KINGS. FUCK THE SHARKS. IM FUCKING DONE WITH HOCKEY
— Thor Molecules (@EEmirrioh) May 1, 2014
Sharks have not advanced to WCF since trading Heatley. fuck what you say. he is the game changer.
— Alexa✭ (@IcedFrenzy) May 1, 2014
YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
@LAKings fuck y'all faggots
— Seanye West ♊️ (@OneSeanS) May 1, 2014
Never change, Sharks fans. Never change.
3. Pearson to Toffoli
There aren't words creepy enough to describe my unhealthy affection for Pearson.
— All The Kings Men (@KingsMenPodcast) May 1, 2014
2. Drew Doughty
Doughty needs to do everything. Doughty is doing everything. Doughty is my everything.
— Flubber McGee (@FlubberMcGee) May 1, 2014
1. Jonathan Quick
I have been trying to express my feelings about Quick's glove save for the last several minutes. They are complex.
— Chris Peters (@chrismpeters) May 1, 2014
BONUS: Joe Thornton
— Harrison Mooney (@HarrisonMooney) May 1, 2014