TRH RECAP – CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS ROUND 3 GAME 1: Deja Boo
KINGS 1, BLACKHAWKS 3
“Fresh” off their Game 7 win over the Anaheim Ducks, the LA Kings had to get right back to work.
In under 40 hours, the Kings would have to regroup from their second Game 7 win of the playoffs and head to Chicago to take on the defending Stanley Cup Champions.
What could go wrong?!
Anyway, let’s see how the Kings and Blackhawks fared in Game 1 of the Western Conference Final.
— Chris (@SthrnScm) May 17, 2014
A promising start!
Let's fast forward to tomorrow when I watch the Hawks rape the Kings
— caitlin (@cat1087) May 18, 2014
Wow we could be in for a long series here.
@dykeman15 them pussy ass kings are gunna get swept by the Blackhawks
— Brianna McCardle (@coombsderek1) May 18, 2014
The la kings are gonna get the long dick
— Peter Cartwright (@ThePCartwright) May 18, 2014
Chicago… I am a Sharks fan. I beg you… KICK THE FUCKING TAR OUT OF THOSE FUCKING DOUCHE BAG KINGS. Thanks.
— Kade Carruthers (@Kaderson) May 18, 2014
Miss you, Sharks fans.
"Oh me and the girls got us some tickets to the hawks game! Gooo sharpie!" Shut the fuck up you conniving whore.
— Dan ONeill (@dan9118) May 18, 2014
Hawk on Hawk fan fights!
Let's go hawks. Fuck the kings #BecauseItsTheCup
— Fuller (@fuller1199) May 18, 2014
Ugh fuck the kings and the hawks. But more importantly the hawks and all their fans are CABBAGE
— Michael Hoch (@jewmike) May 18, 2014
Game time! Lets go hawks! #fuckthequeens
— Matt Korol (@Polish_Hammer_1) May 18, 2014
mother WHY must you come home as the hawks game is about to start fuck u BETCH
— Madday (@AyyMadeline) May 18, 2014
Family time is the best time.
fuck the kings but also fuck the hawks u feel me
— (@leafsbeautyy) May 18, 2014
— Tim Dziubczynski (@TDziubczynski) May 18, 2014
Yikes, let’s just get this over with.
Look at these asshole Kings with the football numbers.
— Eric Rabbers (@ERuns) May 18, 2014
Kings are douchebags
— Dillon Titus (@DillonTitus) May 18, 2014
Fuck you LA Kings
— Carlos Santos (@Freak80Carlos) May 18, 2014
The Kings are a bunch of thugs. Enjoy the penalty box, dbag.
— Amanda ⛵ (@Lets_Go_Hawks) May 18, 2014
Fuck it. Give the hawks another cup
— Marc Mioduszewski (@marcsk8shoe) May 18, 2014
1-0 HAWKS, AMERICA FUCK YEAH
— Cody Morrell (@CoMorrell_50) May 18, 2014
FUCK YEAH!!!! HAWKS GOAL! LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE YOU LEDS AND SAAD!!!!
— blackhawkaholic (@KatRiiice212) May 18, 2014
Let's go HAWKS.!!! Fuck the NBA.
— Łįghtërś (@Amati_Midori) May 18, 2014
Only into the first game of the series and I already strongly dislike the LA Kings #dbags
— Amanda Pertzborn (@MandaPertz) May 18, 2014
If you're rooting for the kings let me know so I can tell you fuck you go hawks
— Seth (@SethDH) May 18, 2014
HOW THE HELL THAT WENT IN I DONT KNOW BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?!!! 2-0 HAWKS!!!!!
— Jacqueline Brennan (@JacquelineToews) May 18, 2014
He was hit into the fuckin goalie are you kidding me, @LAKings fuck you and the dick riding refs
— lil foot (@DylanGiblin) May 18, 2014
That's some bs fuck these refs #hawks
— Grant Atkins (@grantkins20) May 18, 2014
Like always the refs and the @nhl fuck the hawks over that would of counted for any other team
— Michal Rzadkosz (@mike_rzad) May 18, 2014
Wow is that some bullshit. Fuck these garbage refs. Why do refs hate the hawks. Fuck the kings
— Connor Voss (@CVoss10) May 18, 2014
The Los Angeles kings are bunch of fags
— ChandlerBream (@xChanandlerBong) May 18, 2014
Fuck 1-1, terrible series of events for the hawks
— SIMP2XOCH⚡️ (@AztecXOCHI) May 18, 2014
That was an awful call. Fuck these refs. The Hawks should be up 2-0 #StanleyCupPlayoffs
— Dustin ollaG (@DustinPowers_) May 18, 2014
Thanks refs. Hop off the LA kings dicks
— Jeremy Green (@ImaMessyBwoi) May 18, 2014
LA Kings are pussies
— Morgan (@ayyyo_momo) May 18, 2014
Kings are some lucky faggots
— Zach R (@ThisZachTho) May 18, 2014
It's only game 1 and the officials are already riding the Kings dicks.
— Stavo™ (@CallMeStavo_) May 18, 2014
fuck you LA kings blackhawks will beat your fucking ass like they did last year
— kayla (@sleepykissniall) May 18, 2014
great first they fuck the hawks then the Kings score….is this ref gonna give them a handy on the bench next
— Lyle Johnston (@JohnstonInHand) May 18, 2014
Really not understanding why refs like to fuck the hawks over
— Jacklyn Canova (@jaaaacklynn) May 18, 2014
@LAKings eat my ass fuck you guys
— lily♔ ☠ ☯ (@lilyshoeman) May 18, 2014
Hey @NHL you guys gonna bend over the hawks anymore and fuck them? Get your heads out of your ass
— Matt Gazzola (@MattGazzola5) May 18, 2014
Horrible fucking call @NHL trying to fuck the Hawks over you fucking pieces of shit
— Michael (@CaffeineAddict8) May 18, 2014
Please let's talk about the fucking Kings some more NBC, and suck their balls a little harder too!
— Kate Rechy (@krechy85) May 18, 2014
LA Kings are gay as'f for not all of them having beards. Like nigga it's playoffs
— Vaalmont (@Val_Garcia98) May 18, 2014
— LeK (@Caparthia) May 18, 2014
The Hawks fans at the UC should cheer "fuck the reffs!"
— Natalie McQueen⚽️ (@BTRloverJames13) May 18, 2014
@LAKings THAT ONE IS GUNNA COUNT BITCHES SMD
— xWTC WARRiORS (@ChiTownMUT) May 18, 2014
Fuck the kings. HAWKS GOALLLL!
— Taylor Mattingly (@iTaylor0_o) May 18, 2014
Yeah baby duncs fuck you refs that's a goal 3-1 … I mean 2-1 hawks
— Dan Tayvzz (@TaYvZz19) May 18, 2014
i was pooing… the hawks scored?!?! fuck
— scottie (@scotttmcmahon) May 18, 2014
— Salvador Chairez (@ChavaIsDaName) May 18, 2014
— Furious Chi Sports (@FuriousChiSport) May 18, 2014
Sorry, my eyes were bleeding from all of those tweets.
— Mandii Dur (@Mandiidurdur) May 18, 2014
Uh, what now?
I can't understand these announcers. The kings balls are too far down their throats.
— Tohn Javers (@tohnjavers) May 18, 2014
More fellatio references.
Wow. I almost feel bad for the Kings. They clearly don't know who NOT to fuck with. No one fucks w the Hawks and walks away clean.
— blackhawkaholic (@KatRiiice212) May 18, 2014
Playing avenged sevenfold at the hawks game? Fuck yes.
— Wiedemann (@MWied94Jacked) May 18, 2014
FUCK YOU LA! GOAL #3 FOR THE HAWKS!
— Becca (@jackson_becca) May 18, 2014
Captain said fuck you Quick! I'll score on ya bitch ass again! 3-1 Hawks!!!!
— AJ Wilson (@AJWilson1091) May 18, 2014
Eat a bowl of dicks Kings fans! The Hawks are taking this one!!
— Craig VanderJack (@Big_Theo42) May 18, 2014
HAWKS WIN!!!!! FUCK YOU LA
— Megan (@Nutmeg510) May 18, 2014
Yes the Hawks win it!!!! FUCK YOU KINGS FANS!!!
— Kartoon (@IBHL_Sabres) May 18, 2014
Fuck yah Game 1 is ours!!! I still believe the Blues were the best team the Hawks will play on their way to the repeat! #FuckTheQueens
— Jared Musgrove (@iammcmusky) May 18, 2014
Wow… Low blow, bro.
Game 1 against the cock sucking kings: ✔
— shannon (@ShannonBracey) May 18, 2014
Get the fuck out of Chicago LA kings, your hockey sucks ballz!!!
— Skeevystoner (@skeevystoner85) May 18, 2014
Where the fuck are the hawks gonna put the banner if they win this year? They have no fucking room anymore
— Yung Sosa (@kingsean87) May 18, 2014
May as well go home, Kings.
The Hawks are already ready to raise the banner.
3. Battle of the Captains
Pretty good, but I’m sure that Dustin Brown has something to say about this.
2. Tyler Toffoli
— Brian McCarthy (@brianmccarthy1) May 18, 2014
1. Brandon Bollig
Brandon Bollig is what's wrong with America.
— PumperNicholl (@PumperNicholl) May 18, 2014
He was born in St. Louis RT @PumperNicholl: Brandon Bollig is what's wrong with America.
— Blake Van Poucke (@SoldierFieldBlg) May 18, 2014
@PumperNicholl Brandon Bollig. And, by extension, St. Louis.
— Dan Hopewell (@DanHopewell) May 18, 2014
@PumperNicholl Well he is from St. Louis….
— Second City Hockey (@2ndCityHockey) May 18, 2014
Even in the heat of battle, Kings and Hawks fans remember what’s important:
St. Louis is the worst.