TRH Recap – ANAHEIM DUCKS ROUND 2 GAME 1 – #MarryMeGaborik


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BACK OFF BITCHES, HE’S MINE!

Well that certainly was fun! The Kings didn’t even play their best, and they still managed to get a win in the “Most Feared Building in the NHL”. The only bad part of that win is they can’t #ReverseSweep again. I was semi-hoping the Kings would become the first team to go down 0-3 in every series and still win the Stanley Cup. I wouldn’t live to see it, as I would have died of alcohol poisoning about half way through the third loss to the Ducks, but man that would have been exciting for the rest of you. Since that’s not happening, I’ll just take a regular sweep this time.

Catch the Fever!

As expected, Kings fans made the trip down to the Honda Center en masse to see their team play in it’s second home arena.

That’s called smog.

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This guy was here too.

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This person was also there.

Orange County is weird, you guys.

After some amazing people watching, it was time for the game to start. The series lived up to hype, kind of.

Ok, so the game didn’t start off that great, but we did get Teemu tears early in the game, which is always fun. I wonder if we can take back the paddle board and just give it back during the handshake line, since that’s REALLY going to be Teemu’s last game against the Kings. After watching Teemu Selanne turn into a crybaby, Nick Bonino took a penalty and Alec Martinez scored!!! OLE! FIESTA!

Defenseman Alec Martinez: Washing up

Shown Above: A photographic representation of Alec Martinez’s game last night.

Alec was on a mission to bang everyone’s girlfriend last night, because my god did he look DAYUMMM GOOD! I think everyone is ready to have some baby ponchos after that game.

GET IN LINE, RYAN!!

After that goal the Kings kind of played like poo. They let Anaheim get back into the game, and Matt Belesky scored to tied the game a few minutes later.

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Shown Above: Possible picture of Matt Beleksky’s girlfriend

The Kings continued to suck for a while, nothing happened in the second period. I was on Twitter the whole time. I also ate some tacos.

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LOL Is this racist? Should we ask Surly & Scribe?

Then Teemu Tears scored, UGHHHH. No one cares. #TeemuForeverUntilTheEndOfThisSeries

Teemu is old as shit.

Some other non-important stuff happened then….

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BUT WAIT GABORIK WASN’T DONE!!!!

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GET IN LINE AGAIN, RYAN!!!

After that game there’s only one way the Kings and their fans feel about the Ducks.

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SUCK IT QUACKS.

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