TRH RECAP – SAN JOSE SHARKS ROUND 1 GAME 5: Cage Match!


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KINGS 3, SHARKS 0

The Kings’ decisive victory over the Sharks in San Jose last night was so shocking, Drew Doughty forgot the name of one of his teammates:

It was so unexpected, Darryl Sutter forgot how to talk during his media session.

Darryl Sutter quotes courtesy of lakingsinsider.com

Darryl Sutter quotes courtesy of lakingsinsider.com

It was so bizarre, Sharks fans forgot their manners.

So stunned were the San Jose faithful, they dazedly stumbled out of SAP Center through the gift shop:

“Hmm, maybe I’ll get a Stalock t-shirt on the way out.”

Yes, the Kings’ overwhelming triumph over the Sharks was so surprising, that Kings fans started feeling it was safe to make cracks on Twitter again:

https://twitter.com/taayylurr/status/460471986422939650

You saw Dwide King?  Man, to me he’s been invisible the last few games.

I read this tweet as if a Koala was saying it.

And I truly wish the article above was actually written by Dan Boyle.

Finally, we end with a riddle for the ages…

Answer: The Kings fan of course – they simply crane kick the Ducks fan, #ReverseSweep the leg of the Sharks fan, and crack open a TRH-approved Bud Light Lime on their way out.

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Tufficult out.

-King Tufficult (@KingTufficult)

As a child, King Tufficult liked to hang out at Iceoplex to watch his dad’s summer skating group that included many gloriously mulleted individuals. Some of the people attached to those mullets played for the early 90′s LA Kings. It was destiny. Since then, King Tufficult is best known for extensively traveling in Europe during the Cup Finals and writing “The Post” after Game 6 of the 2014 WCF. If you're a glutton for punishment, you can follow King Tufficult on Twitter @KingTufficult.