HRUDEYCANTFAIL’S TRADE DEADLINE SPECIAL


Since HrudeyCantFail has discovered and developed the brand new advanced hockey stat that is sweeping the nation… we are taking his EER (Emoji Efficiency Rating) that is inspired by Mike Richards’ Twitter Account and applying it to the 2014 NHL Trade Deadline just like Mike Richards applies it to his life.

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We will keep this post updated throughout the next two days as trades come in. So away we go:

MIKE WEAVER TO MONTREAL CANADIENS FOR A 2015 5th ROUND PICK

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DUSTIN PENNER TO WASHINGTON CAPITALS FOR A 2014 4th ROUND PICK

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STEPHANE ROBIDAS TO ANAHEIM DUCKS FOR 2014 4th ROUND PICK (FROM WASHINGTON)

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VIKTOR FASTH TO EDMONTON OILERS FOR 2014 5th ROUND PICK & 2014 3rd ROUND

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ILYA BRYZGALOV TO MINNESOTA WILD FOR 2014 4th ROUND PICK

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ANDREW MACDONALD TO PHILADELPHIA FLYERS FOR 2014 3rd ROUND & 2015 2nd ROUND PICK

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UPDATE: ANDREW MACDONALD TO PHILADELPHIA FLYERS FOR MATT MANGENE, 2014 3rd ROUND, & 2015 2nd ROUND PICK

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ROBERTO LUONGO AND STEVE ANTHONY TO FLORIDA PANTHERS FOR JACOB MARKSTROM AND SHAWN MATTHIAS

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DAVID RUNDBLAD AND MATHIEU BRISEBOIS TO CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS FOR 2014 2nd ROUND PICK

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MARTIN ERAT, JOHN MITCHELL, & 2015 4TH ROUND PICK TO PHOENIX COYOTES FOR ROSTISLAV KLESLA & CHRIS BROWN

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RYAN CALLAHAN, 2014 2ND ROUND PICK, & 2015 1ST ROUND PICK TO TAMPA BAY FOR MARTIN ST. LOUIS AND CONDITIONAL PICK

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DEVAN DUBNYK TO MONTREAL CANADIENS FOR FUTURE CONSIDERATIONS

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BRAYDEN MCNABB, JONATHAN PARKER, & TWO 2ND ROUND PICKS TO LOS ANGELES KINGS FOR HUDSON FASCHING AND NICOLAS DESLAURIERS

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MATT FRATTIN AND TWO CONDITIONAL PICKS TO COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS FOR MARION GABORIK

 

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MARCEL GOC TO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS FOR 3RD ROUND PICK & 5TH ROUND PICK

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TUOMO RUUTU TO NEW JERSEY DEVILS FOR ANDREI LOKTIONOV & 2017 CONDITIONAL 3RD ROUND PICK

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NICK SCHULTZ TO COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS FOR 5TH ROUND PICK

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TIM THOMAS TO DALLAS STARS FOR DAN ELLIS

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ANDREJ MESZAROS TO BOSTON BRUINS FOR 3RD ROUND PICK

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RAPHAEL DIAZ TO NEW YORK RANGERS FOR 2015 5TH ROUND PICK

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MATT MOULSON AND CODY MCCORMICK TO MINNESOTA FOR TOREY MITCHELL AND PICKS

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TOMAS VANEK TO MONTREAL CANADIENS FOR SEBASTIEN COLLBERG, 5TH ROUND PICK & CONDITIONAL 2ND ROUND PICK

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JAROSLAV HALAK TO WASHINGTON CAPITALS FOR MICHAL NEUVIRTH & 6TH ROUND PICK

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UPDATED: THE DEAL IS NOW REPORTED AS JAROSLAV HALAK & 2015 3RD ROUND PICK TO WASHINGTON CAPITALS FOR MICHAL NEUVIRTH & ROSTISLAV KLESLA

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DAVID LEGWAND TO DETROIT RED WINGS FOR PATRICK EAVES, CALLE JARNKROK 3RD ROUND PICK

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RETO BERRA TO COLORADO AVALANCHE FOR 2ND ROUND DRAFT PICK

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LEE STEMPNIAK TO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS FOR 3RD ROUND DRAFT PICK

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ANDRE PETERSSON TO ANAHEIM DUCKS FOR ALEX GRANT

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A rambling man, Hrudey can't be tied to any one team. But because he's too cheap for NHL Gamecenter, his NHL universe consists only of Ducks and Kings broadcasts. What he lacks in knowledge of the actual sport of hockey, he makes up for in snark and pop culture references. You can follow Hrudey Can't Fail on Twitter @HrudeyCantFail.