TRH RECAP 50: BRUINED Afternoon



KINGS 2, BRUINS 3

Poor LA Kings.

When you make a weekend trip in January to a wonderful, prosperous place like Detroit, it’s nearly impossible to not have the time of your life.

Unfortunately, the whole experience turned out to be one huge mesh.

But there was no time to pout as the LA Kings were back on the road for a Monday matinee matchup against the Boston Bruins.

OH GOOD GOD, A DAY GAME?!

Ugh. We all know how this will turn out.

Always great to see a St. Louis Blues fan chime in with some deep, well-spoken thoughts.

I’m pretty sure that’s NOT what they call Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

It’s a solid plan.

#PrayForEastieGirl

Let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

This is “The Dream” that Dr. King envisioned.

A Pittsburgh Penguins AND Manchester United fan?!
Ugh.

NO ONE CALLS BOB MILLER A HEMORRHOID!

 

SECOND PERIOD:

OK I take it back.
THIS is the dream Dr. King envisioned.

Willie Mitchell Goal vs Bruins GIF - The Royal Half

Way to wake the crowd up, Patrick!

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Because the LA Kings want to make us sad and angry.

Jake Muzzin hipcheck GIF Brad Marchand - The Royal Half

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Kevan Miller vs. Dustin Brown

ADVANTAGE: Former LA Jr. King

 

2. Chad Johnson

Why don’t you sit this next one out … stop talking for a while.

Also, Chad Johnson has an awesome #hockeyporn name and does things like this:
Chad Johnson Humps Boston Bruins - The Royal Half

 

1. Brad Marchand

Brad Marchand Shorthanded vs LA Kings - The Royal Half

#NoseFaceKillah strikes again.

 

BONUS: Jeff Carter

You know of our undying love for Jeff Carter, which is why this GIF via Dan Ryan hurts so much…

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl