TRH RECAP 44: Kuemper Tantrum



KINGS 1, WILD 2 (SO)

The LA Kings are back, baby!

Fresh off a 3-1 win over the Vancouver Canucks, the Kings had another easy win in their sight as the injury-depleted Minnesota Wild headed into Staples Center.

I mean, the Kings have all-world goaltender Jonathan Quick starting against Darcy “Das” Kuemper!

That’s been the Kings problem all season long: Goaltending.

Goals? Psh, who needs those!

Rooting for injuries is the best part about sports.

Oh, silly Pole, teams can’t tie in the NHL!

I think they won 16 games or something.

…let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Amen.

 

Haha right?!

 

There, is that better?

 

SECOND PERIOD:

zzZzzzZzz

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Jarrett Stoll angry o-face alert!

Uh, what?

Welp, that was quick.

And gamblers can go to sleep happy.

 

OVERTIME:

Never stop trolling, Erica.

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Reactions to Jeff Carter Making Canadian Olympic Team

 

Haters gonna hate. Right, Jeff?

 

2. Ben Scrivens

 

1. Darcy Kuemper

Curse you, Darcy Kuemper.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl