TRH RECAP 42: OSHIE-T
KINGS 0, BLUES 5
The LA Kings improbable run without Jonathan Quick seems to be all but over…
*lights are abruptly shut off*
Wait a second, what’s going on here?
No! No, it can’t be!
*”When the Saints Go Marching In” starts blaring*
BAH GOD! THAT’S THE ST. LOUIS BLUES’ MUSIC!
If there was any team that the Kings wanted to face to end an extended losing streak, it was the injury-depleted Blues.
So I’m sure this will turn out well!
We just played NHl14 for 5 hours straight… Holy shit tonight's game can't get here soon enough. Blues vs Kings. See you soon St. Louis.
— Zak Killian (@8bitzak) January 2, 2014
St. Louis Blues fans, everyone!
Going to the St.Louis Blues vs. LA Kings game tonight with @MarcieMarley . Please feel free to tell me about how jealous and horny you are.
— lil dick tornado (@RatBatallion) January 2, 2014
Amateur cam girl alert!!
Reaves is back tonight. Somewhere in St.Louis, the Kings are shaking in their Aerie undergarments. #blues
— Steven (@THEsteveconklin) January 2, 2014
You see it’s funny because the Kings are girls and being a girl is bad!!!
Bout Hockey time muthas. Blues Baby.. Yeahhhh Ready to scream at the Kings. I fucking UGHHHHH hate them.
— Marceliene Marley (@MarcieMarley) January 2, 2014
Welcoming Reaves back tonight. Going to kick the living shit out of the kings. #BLUES
— Stl Blues Ego (@StlBluesEgo) January 2, 2014
The Blues better fuck up the Kings tonight
— Max Knudsen (@mknuds4) January 2, 2014
The kings have 3 players with 20+ points. The blues have 10.
— Austin Lane© (@AwesomeLame8) January 2, 2014
We play the Kings tonight and Reaves is coming back. If you're a Blues fan and you're not excited, your head needs to be checked. #Blues
— Jenny (@Jenny5Jenny) January 2, 2014
— Tyler Overmann (@t060vermann) January 2, 2014
Blues better bring their A game tonight. I want a win against these fucking Kings!!
— Joseph Miller (@JosepeeCharlase) January 2, 2014
If the kings lose against the blues I will slap the shit outta my nephew #truespit
— Heffer (@UhPiggy) January 2, 2014
LOL that’ll teach that kid to be related to you!!!
Really hope the Blues kick the Kings' ass tonight #LGB
— Kyle Raup (@KyleRaup_11) January 3, 2014
BLUES AND KINGS. OH SHIT.
— MacyyGrace:) (@macerrrrrs) January 3, 2014
— Jason McAdams (@JMill1120) January 3, 2014
— Jordan Hiser (@JordanHiser) January 3, 2014
— Kara Tharpe (@KaraTharpe) January 3, 2014
Blues v. Kings. I iz scurrrred
— Possibly Ian Cole (@BabyGotBackes) January 3, 2014
Hey Blues. Time to send a clear and unambiguous message to the LA Kings. This is the Year of the Note.
— Bob Netherton (@CardinalTales) January 3, 2014
UGH let’s just get this over with.
Hey blues, beat the kings that'd be great.
— Ruben (@Puckisback) January 3, 2014
— Wildman6451 (@DustyWildman) January 3, 2014
Huge goal for the blues, we owe the kings so much payback from the last two seasons @NormSanders
— Connor Stein (@connorbon) January 3, 2014
TAGLINE: “One meaningless night can make everything all right.”
Fuck the kings, go blues go!
— Ryan Slattery (@RyanSlatt) January 3, 2014
Great start to this game. I hope we destroy the Kings. #Blues
— Adam Schmidt (@Schmidty444) January 3, 2014
Maybe the blues will actually beat the kings in 2014. And that rhymed. #tweetlikelilwayne
— Jayson Fricke (@jay_frizzle07) January 3, 2014
Omg the Blues are beating the Kings #LetsGo
— Zac Husman (@Z_HUStler_4) January 3, 2014
Please win this game Blues! I cannot stand the LA Kings because their bandwagon fans only came around in the last few years.
— Matt Leggett (@2legit2quit314) January 3, 2014
Solid points from @2legit2quit314 right here.
Kings fans that make fun of the Blues for naming the team after a color. Culture yourselves, assholes.
— Firecracker Liz (@strgto) January 3, 2014
Fun with homonyms.
Of course the Blues will win tonight, they only lose to the Kings during the playoffs.
— You (@pmenslen) January 3, 2014
I really hope the blues win I fucking hate kings fans here
— sydney (@pinheadscary) January 3, 2014
Ah, I see we have more classy tweets forthcoming.
Wow the Blues are beating the Kings, no school tomorrow and Chris Benoit is no longer erased from the WWE this day couldn't get any better.
— Hunter DeMatteo (@hunter_dematteo) January 3, 2014
All-around great guy Chris Benoit does need to be celebrated.
Go Blues! Don't let these d-bag kings hang around.
— Killface (@JHartel) January 3, 2014
i love seeing the blues slaughter the kings
— Mitchell (@lvlitchh) January 3, 2014
Hell yeah blues lets mess these kings up
— Andy Arendt (@AndyArendt) January 3, 2014
Fuck you, Kings. You suck. What a disappointment. Hopefully the Blues score 7 more.
— th33fy (@KingTh33fy) January 3, 2014
5 on 3 and the Kings can't even touch us! Motha fuckin Blues D is on tonight and Elliot is a fuckin wall!
— SchreeveNasty (@Doug_Funny_27) January 3, 2014
The thing I’m torn about with the Blues/Kings game is that the Blues hurt Boyle earlier this season and the Kings made Hertl die.
— Ace Neptune (@_jenmac) January 3, 2014
Kings 0 Blues 3 IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE
— Andrea (@idunnoaskjoe) January 3, 2014
— Zack Bishop (@ThaPhantom) January 3, 2014
The Blues are dethroning the Kings tonight!
— Leah Kirchhoefer (@leahck74) January 3, 2014
Finally the blues and elliot are hanging with the gay kings.
— Big-Z (@MLBdreamin4) January 3, 2014
LOL homophobia is the funniest!!!
— Matt Cable (@cabes92) January 3, 2014
4-0!!!! Blues killing the kings tonight
— Road to Cup 28-7-5 (@kuhlmannkid) January 3, 2014
— BOUAS (@bryanbouas10) January 3, 2014
Nothing like smoking a blunt and watching the BLUES kill the kings!!!! #fuckingrights
— Reed Link (@RawReed18) January 3, 2014
— Mike Benning, Jr (@MikeBenningJr) January 3, 2014
The blues are just murdering the kings right now
— Derek Fitzgerald (@BACKUPTENDER) January 3, 2014
Blues are shitting on the Kings
— Mark Struckhoff (@M_Struck44) January 3, 2014
5-0 BLUES. SUCK IT, KINGS!!
— Maggie Limmer (@Mag_Limm) January 3, 2014
— BOUAS (@bryanbouas10) January 3, 2014
I'm pretty sure this blues game is a joke right now for the kings fans.
— Brooke Presson (@Brooke_Presson) January 3, 2014
— Cody Early (@CEarly44) January 3, 2014
The Blues are ripping the Kings a new asshole
— вяıттαпч (@brittsynicole) January 3, 2014
Im loving this ass whooping the Blues are giving the Kings, I fucking hate the Kings..
— jasmin osmanovic (@LeGrandOeuf) January 3, 2014
Jackman first goal of the season. Blues are kicking the shit out of the Kings right now
— Dylan Carter (@CoachCarter_14) January 3, 2014
Toughest game of the year my ass, the Blues are kicking the shit out of the Kings! #LETSGOBLUES
— Ethan Brauch (@still_brEthan) January 3, 2014
The blues just keep puttin up baseball scores!! The kings just lost their man cards and are now the LA queens
— tazer (@theycallmetazer) January 3, 2014
— Nikki ✌ (@KeepItCuteNikki) January 3, 2014
— Tim George (@MrTim237) January 3, 2014
The blues raped the kings
— Jaycen Tha GAWD (@JaycenBradley) January 3, 2014
Blues fans asking the Kings "how about those playoff wins now?" Is the greatest thing I've ever seen ever. Ever.
— Brady Haupt (@bradyhaupt) January 3, 2014
The blues feet are full of shit since they just stuck them so far up the kings ass. #SuckItKings
— Enrique Peralta (@Enalta) January 3, 2014
Congrats to the St. Louis Blues and their entire organization on a regular season victory over the LA Kings.
— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) January 3, 2014
3. Barrett Jackman
What barrett jackman scored a goal what
— todd (@its_shoes) January 3, 2014
Does Barrett Jackman even know what a goal is
— Mac (@MacKiley) January 3, 2014
Jackman o fuck yeahhhhh!!!!! How u like it now @LAKings
— Tony Timpe (@Medicbluesfan09) January 3, 2014
— Matt Birk (@MABirk2) January 3, 2014
Barrett Jackman scored. This is real. The demise of civilization is imminent.
— jeff gerharz (@jeffg2112) January 3, 2014
Wait did Barrett Jackman really just score?? Something wrong is going here
— Matthew Schwartz (@mattdirtschwart) January 3, 2014
Holy shit! Barrett jackman just scored
— Nick Dischbein (@TheDailyDisch) January 3, 2014
Barrett jackman scores a goal!?!? #isthisreallife
— Justin Dettmann (@Justin_Time05) January 3, 2014
Dear lord Barrett jackman just scored. What has this night come to?!?
— Ellie Uhlmansiek (@euhlmansiek) January 3, 2014
Barrett Jackman just scored… Blues win by default
— Brett GIRAFFElage (@Hood_Rat_Brett) January 3, 2014
So Barrett Jackman just scored, something has to be wrong
— Tommy Schulte (@tommyschulte4) January 3, 2014
You start to question life when Barrett Jackman scores
— Andrew Marsh (@marshymarsh51) January 3, 2014
You better believe it, Barrett.
2. TJ Oshie
FUCK YAAAAAAA OSHIE OSHIE OSHIE
— ♡ Stephanie ♡ (@StephanieAudrey) January 3, 2014
FUCK YEAH OSHIE. FUCK YEAH AMERICA
— danna dickman (@danna_dickmann) January 3, 2014
Fuck yeah Oshie again!! Beat these fucking queens.
— Go Rivermen (@Rivs007) January 3, 2014
Holy fuck Oshie
— Trevor Wilhelm (@SilkySmooth_22) January 3, 2014
Oshie is already saying fuck you Canada, Russia, and all comers!!
— Mitch (@CardsNoteMizzou) January 3, 2014
OSHIE FUCK BITCH IS GONNA GET A HAT TRICK
— pablo rodriguez jr (@pabloxnuts) January 3, 2014
OSHIE is fired the fuck up baby
— Derek (@bustermcolsen) January 3, 2014
1. Dancing TJ Oshie
Oshie you're sexy as fuck
— Sabrina Kalips♕ (@Teenagewittcch) January 3, 2014