TRH RECAP 42: OSHIE-T



KINGS 0, BLUES 5

The LA Kings improbable run without Jonathan Quick seems to be all but over…

*lights are abruptly shut off*

Wait a second, what’s going on here?

*glass shatters*

No! No, it can’t be!

*”When the Saints Go Marching In” starts blaring*

BAH GOD! THAT’S THE ST. LOUIS BLUES’ MUSIC!

If there was any team that the Kings wanted to face to end an extended losing streak, it was the injury-depleted Blues.

So I’m sure this will turn out well!

St. Louis Blues fans, everyone!

Amateur cam girl alert!!

You see it’s funny because the Kings are girls and being a girl is bad!!!

LOL that’ll teach that kid to be related to you!!!

#Classy

UGH let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

TAGLINE: “One meaningless night can make everything all right.”

Solid points from @2legit2quit314 right here.

Fun with homonyms.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Ah, I see we have more classy tweets forthcoming.

All-around great guy Chris Benoit does need to be celebrated.

LOL homophobia is the funniest!!!

 

THIRD PERIOD:

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Barrett Jackman

You better believe it, Barrett.

 

2. TJ Oshie

 

1. Dancing TJ Oshie

USA best.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl