TRH RECAP 29: Mr. Jones and Me
KINGS 3, DUCKS 2 (SO)
After the edge-of-your-seat action that was the Stadium Series jersey unveiling, the LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks finally faced off for the first time this season.
The cross-county rivals have been jockeying for position atop the Pacific Division, and the night was sure to be…
Oh for the love of…
Well, since there was hardly anyone there to watch the first period, I’ll just assume all of the real action was taking place on the Twitterverse.
Lol @ the kings and ducks .
— Leigh Erskine (@LEIGHERSKINE) December 3, 2013
Going to a Ducks/Kings game tonight. Not an avid hockey fan. I'll primarily be there for the fights.
— Mitchell Curry (@Mitchell_Curry) December 3, 2013
I'm actually happy I have work tonight, make some cash then go home and watch the ducks smash the kings
— cole johnson (@coleee12) December 3, 2013
Cash and smash, baby.
HUGE game tonight in Anaheim. LETS GO DUCKS! Quaaaaaaaaaack! #FreewayFaceoff
— noa[H] (@dove_sender) December 3, 2013
I like how my phone autocorrects ducks to sucks all on it's own! LOL Go Kings!
— Lori (@lorilyg) December 3, 2013
— Beth Scott (@bethscott714) December 3, 2013
I feel like kings fans and ducks fans are the worst rivals
— faizon⚡ (@qfizzlez) December 3, 2013
I can't believe my tv was cut off the day The Ducks play against the kings
— Ricky Jaime (@Rickyeg2) December 3, 2013
— Silky Johnson (@crisplo) December 3, 2013
Fuck the LAKings and their garbage bandwagon fanbase.
— Louie Greco (@SwankyLou) December 3, 2013
What are you? A St. Louis Blues fan?
Ducks plays the kings today's and I'm closing at work. 2:30-11. At least it's in the tree lot. So I'll have the radio on the ducks game?
— rich faulkner (@Richhhfaulkner) December 3, 2013
Is that a question?
Anaheim Ducks can suck it cause tonight the Kings are going to dominate tonight!
— court kop ❄️ (@kopitarlover11) December 3, 2013
Theres only one way to prepare for the Kings vs. Ducks game tonight… MIGHTY DUCKS MARATHON!!! Does that make me a bad LA fan…
— Mike D (@lordzack95) December 3, 2013
Criminal Minds repeats, Sons of Anarchy and Ducks vs Kings tonight. Dawg I don't have enough TV's.
— Kyle Mohoroski (@TherealKyleMoho) December 4, 2013
My mom said that I cant be loud at the ducks vs kings game today….hahaha yeay like thats reall going to happen #LAKINGS
— Chili Nate (@naterojas4) December 4, 2013
Mom should know by now that she can’t contain Chili Nate.
Pissed I won't be able to watch the ducks beat the shit out of the kings
— Richard Kaye (@richbigD41) December 4, 2013
kings play ducks swaggggg
— heather??// (@heathdang) December 4, 2013
Have I mentioned the Kings suck today?? Go Ducks! Punk the Queens! #FreewayFaceoff
— Jason Kramer (@JKKountry) December 4, 2013
Can’t wait to watch the Ducks teach a bunch of Kings how to kneel tonight.
— Haider Sabri (@hsabri) December 4, 2013
Ducks are excellent at kneeling.
— Elijah Valderrama (@Iam_ElijahV) December 4, 2013
— Kevin Ramirez (@kingk102) December 4, 2013
To all of the ducks fans out there go fuck yourself
— mike cohen (@m_cohen1196) December 4, 2013
— Josh Wilson (@Josh_wilson9) December 4, 2013
— Zo (@zoalvarado) December 4, 2013
I don't know a single thing about hockey yet here I am at the Kings/Ducks game.
— Alex (@flockacakes) December 4, 2013
Southern California at its finest.
— Michael Kaplan (@kapdaddy00) December 4, 2013
actually really torn cause I was born a Kings fan but I have some love for the Ducks..
— kensworld ॐ (@_keennnn) December 4, 2013
Fuck the kings
— Brett Burke (@BrettJBurke) December 4, 2013
fuck the kings #GoDucks
— Joe Kennedy (@JKenn94) December 4, 2013
someone pick me up for some drinks, i wanna be buzzed while i watch the kings smash the ducks.
— Dick Whitman (@CastyisShibby) December 4, 2013
The Kings can go jump in a lake. Let's Go Ducks!
— Shawn (@scarson_) December 4, 2013
— Matthew Renick (@MatthewRenick) December 4, 2013
Fuck the kings! Go Ducks
— Robert Nichol (@r0b3rtt9) December 4, 2013
Let’s just get this over with.
Yo FUCK the Kings
— Andrea Strube (@andistrube) December 4, 2013
Ah. More of the same, I see.
OMG jones in the net and I'm not fucking home yet
— Sydney Harari (@SydneyHarari) December 4, 2013
— Darth_Genta (@thomasgenta) December 4, 2013
Corey Perry is a slick motherfucker.
— Fuck You (@PhucksJack) December 4, 2013
FUCK THE KINGS!!!!!!!! #DucksBaby
— Regina Filangie ✋ (@Hannah_Rose144) December 4, 2013
And Getzlaf. Man, fuck the Ducks.
— Danielle Watson (@dee_wats) December 4, 2013
Fuck the Ducks
— Ray (@sir_deuce) December 4, 2013
FUCK THE DUCKS!
— Frank (@frank_rica) December 4, 2013
Fuck the ducks!!!!
— .:S4d gûrl:. (@P40l4444) December 4, 2013
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL FUCK THE DUCKS !!!!!!!!
— Hugo Boss (@MasonTalbert) December 4, 2013
JEFF CARTER!! Fuck the ducks!
— Matt Moraga (@mattmoraga) December 4, 2013
Um, yeah, what they said!
Wake the fuck up, Ducks!!!!!
— Cory Hinkel (@CoryHink) December 4, 2013
Fuck yeah!!!! #LAKings
— ALPHA DOG (@paramount45) December 4, 2013
Who wants Dustin Brown? I sure as fuck don't want him.
— Joel Gomez Burant (@JoelGomezBurant) December 4, 2013
Fuck the ducks
— Stephanie Khoeun (@Scuderrier) December 4, 2013
fuck the ducks!!
— samira (@sammy20clutch) December 4, 2013
Fuck you Ducks!! Dx
— _Kaay (@kennya_ramirez) December 4, 2013
Yyeeeeaaaa ducks!!!!! Fuck the kings!!!
— The Matt Rivera (@stone_hands83) December 4, 2013
fuck the la kings
— haley (@isIanders) December 4, 2013
FUCK YES!!!!!! #LAKings
— Adam (@MildManNerd) December 4, 2013
Honestly fuck the kings. C'mon ducks!
— Tanner Steinmuller (@tsteinmuller7) December 4, 2013
Corry Perry with his patented stick to the goalies throat move.
— LA Kings (@LAKings) December 4, 2013
— Ty and Alex (@TheLuckiestDuck) December 4, 2013
OVERTIME HOCKEY AGAINST THE KINGS FUCK
— DONE (@LoLoRiesgo) December 4, 2013
— LydeeLyd (@Cali_BobbySoxer) December 4, 2013
Holy fuck this is the longest shootout. C'mon @LAKings
— Drake (@drakeOlake) December 4, 2013
— Kristen E (@IHeartCrosby) December 4, 2013
Fuck yeah #LAKings win baby!
— Raider Padrote Ⓜ (@PRIMO_LAKER69) December 4, 2013
YESSSS MARTIN JONES @LAKings
— Dwight K. Schrute (@cocky_as_fuck) December 4, 2013
HELL YEAH!!! #LAKings WIN!!! Fuck the Ducks!!
— Jon (@28Loki) December 4, 2013
FUCK THE KINGS
— Hay (@hayleyynicolee) December 4, 2013
Holy fuck!!! Dwight King #LAKings. . What a shootout
— Sandy Poole (@Biszmom) December 4, 2013
Fuck the Kings
— dominique (@dominiquepratt) December 4, 2013
— Caitlin (@CaitlinGielen) December 4, 2013
— Darren Rivera (@DarrenLuv) December 4, 2013
— Brianne Wilhelmi (@BrianneSuperbad) December 4, 2013
Fuck the kings though
— Mason Welch (@masonjwelch) December 4, 2013
I fucking hate the kings. Fuck your whole organization youre a bunch of pussies.
— Zvchstradamus (@ZachZuleta) December 4, 2013
Goddamn I follow so many Ducks fans. BLAH BLAH HILLER FUCK THE KINGS, repeat
— Andy's NHL Bitching (@Sports_Bitching) December 4, 2013
fuck the LA kings #bitter
— smoochie-wallace (@Blackir24) December 4, 2013
so the kings win and this random guy buys us jäger bombs. fuck yeah
— melissa (@missmeliii) December 4, 2013
— Jonathan E Teller (@jtell93) December 4, 2013
“Loosing” is the worst.
3. Dustin Brown
SHIT FUCK ASS CUNT TITS I HATE YOU DUSTIN BROWN
— Tyler Alcalay (@talcalay24) December 4, 2013
Dustin Brown: 1
Angry Person with a Twitter Account: 0
2. Creepy Face-Off™
The shootout provided us with more than just the bonus point, bragging rights and drama.
It also gave us our first ever Creepy Face-Off™!
The Heavyweight Champion of Creepy Faces.
BUT WAIT, a challenger emerges!
As if there was any doubt.
1. Martin Jones
AHHHH Martin Jones is gonna fuck things up for the kings!
— jose calamaco (@the_calamaco) December 4, 2013
Whoa, whoa, hold on there buddy.
Let’s give the kid a chance at least.
Fuck you Martin Jones
— Jay (@jay_duran_9) December 4, 2013
Well that’s a good sign.
FUCK YES OH MY GOD THAT WAS POSSIBLY THE CUTEST THING EVER WITH MARTIN JONES
— Victoria McGinnis (@victoriamcgi) December 4, 2013
Fuck Martin Jones
— Edwin Chen (@Chedwin14) December 4, 2013
mr martin jones showin some stuff. killer game to watch. fuck. go kings
— cookies'n'cum (@jburkeSUCKS) December 4, 2013
Fuck yes. Omfg. Martin jones I want your jersey.
— Ty (@TylerClarkTalks) December 4, 2013
I think he may have done well, guys.
HOLY FUCK! WHAT A FUCKING GAME! WHAT A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! WHAT A FUCKING DWIGHT KING! WHAT A FUCKING STUD JONES! WHAT A FUCKING TEAM WE GOT!!
— Toby James (@_CaptainToby) December 4, 2013
Welcome to the NHL, Martin Jones.