TRH RECAP 29: Mr. Jones and Me



KINGS 3, DUCKS 2 (SO)

After the edge-of-your-seat action that was the Stadium Series jersey unveiling, the LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks finally faced off for the first time this season.

The cross-county rivals have been jockeying for position atop the Pacific Division, and the night was sure to be…

Oh for the love of…

Well, since there was hardly anyone there to watch the first period, I’ll just assume all of the real action was taking place on the Twitterverse.

OC REPRESENT.

Cash and smash, baby.

Probably.

What are you? A St. Louis Blues fan?

Is that a question?

Mom should know by now that she can’t contain Chili Nate.

Ducks are excellent at kneeling.

*chuckles*

Southern California at its finest.

#quackattack

Sigh.
Let’s just get this over with.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Ah. More of the same, I see.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Um, yeah, what they said!

Oh snap.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

 

OVERTIME/SHOOTOUT:

Guckin, indeed!

“Loosing” is the worst.

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Dustin Brown

Dustin Brown: 1
Angry Person with a Twitter Account: 0

 

2. Creepy Face-Off™

The shootout provided us with more than just the bonus point, bragging rights and drama.

It also gave us our first ever Creepy Face-Off™!

The Heavyweight Champion of Creepy Faces.

BUT WAIT, a challenger emerges!

As if there was any doubt.

 

1. Martin Jones

Whoa, whoa, hold on there buddy.
Let’s give the kid a chance at least.

Well that’s a good sign.

Lookin’ good…

Getting better…

Yes…

I think he may have done well, guys.

Yep.

Welcome to the NHL, Martin Jones.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl
  • Michael McCann

    Hah! What a great “article”!

    Did you just do a search for “fuck” and “lakings”?

    Lots of bitter folks out there :-)