TRH RECAP 16: BUFFALO TOSSED
KINGS 2, SABRES L0L
Likely still hungover from the disaster that was last Saturday, LA Kings fans needed hockey back in their lives’ in order to move on.
So of course this meant there were no games on the schedule.
Instead, the Kings were herded onto a bus and placed in an exhibit to be pestered and gawked at by slack-jawed yokels who stuffed their faces with three-day old hot dogs and complained the
animals players weren’t doing anything interesting.
That’s why even though it was going to be against the
Washington Generals atrociously awful Buffalo Sabres, you can see why Thursday’s game couldn’t come fast enough.
If the Sabres didn't suck ass this year I would go see them play tonight versus the Kings.
— Evan Urbanski (@Eurbanski13) November 7, 2013
Well, maybe not for everyone.
Oh man. If the Kings lose to the Sabres tonight… That'll be pretty much the most embarrassing thing ever.
— Katie Tequila (@katie_tequila) November 7, 2013
OK, someone had to be excited for this game, right?
— Stephen Greig (@dfistreet23) November 7, 2013
I think this is considered child cruelty in New York.
Is it true the LA Kings get mani's and pedi's before every home game? #Sabres
— Kevin Guthrie (@mediumsexy) November 8, 2013
— The Duckfenseman (@TheDefenseman) November 8, 2013
#Sabres lines in LA tonight: Moulson-Hodgson-Ennis. Ott-Foligno-Tropp. Girgensons-Larsson-Flynn. Leino-McCormick-Stafford.
— Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres) November 8, 2013
Funniest Tweet of the Night alert!
Fuck this sabres game I'm going to bed✌️ #laterfaggots
— Megan (@ham_burglar01) November 8, 2013
Let’s just get this over with.
— Chris Cunningham (@bflofiresauce) November 8, 2013
Sabres fans. Best fans.
If the kings lose against the sabers I'll probably kill myself
— JJ Abrams (@Barlow_37) November 8, 2013
Kings fans. Best fans.
Muzzin? We let Jake fucking Muzzin score?!
— Cory Espinola #19 (@sirespo) November 8, 2013
I dislike acknowledging that Muzzin might make it in the NHL
— Steven (@HendrySteven74) November 8, 2013
Speaking of Muzzin I really need to get my eyebrows done tomorrow omg someone remind me pls
— Chelsea (@chilllsea) November 8, 2013
I still hate Mike Richards
— Mike Migliore (@mmigliore) November 8, 2013
So the rumors about Richards being good at getting the tip in are true. #LAKings
— Corey (@LAKingsforlife) November 8, 2013
YESSS a 1-0 lead over the mighty Sabres!!
Why am I attracted to Anze Kopitar? This is not right, and yet…..
— Chele (@HockeyHurtsMe) November 8, 2013
— Ian McCourt (@Ian_McCourt) November 8, 2013
How are we losing to the kings fuck buffalo
— Jesse Katsopolis (@TheGanjFather) November 8, 2013
Good time to mention that Buffalo has ONE regulation win this season.
— Adam Weber (@Zarg0n7) November 8, 2013
— Yogi the Platypus (@mulattto23) November 8, 2013
Was literally yelling “IM SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT KOPITAR JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK STOP BEING SO NICE” and then bammmmmm!!!!
— Brigitte Lynne (@OneGirlOnePuck) November 8, 2013
Anze Kopitar showing why he is considered the Slovenian R.A. Dickey.
— Nick Schaller (@NickSchaller) November 8, 2013
The Kings just had 9 minutes 5 seconds of continuous play with no whistle. Fuck yeah made my night shorter
— Steven Ellis (@steven_saveys) November 8, 2013
Doughty’s mustache looks like he is rocking a Dirty Sanchez #LAKings
— Nikki (@nikilien) November 8, 2013
SHUTOUT!!!!!! Quickie is back!
— kayla (@kaylashima) November 8, 2013
Coincidence I got my free McFlurry from last weeks Kings game as the Kings beat the Sabres? I think not!
— Sean Edwards (@kingsedwards) November 8, 2013
Oh thank goodness that game is over.
3. Sean O’Donnell Explains the Birds and the Bees
2. People Mad About All Things Buffalo
Buffalo wild wings is the worst place to get your ID checked for drinks…like why the fuck do u need to see if its expired?
— Ohhh_Tania (@Ohhh_Tania) November 7, 2013
It was nice as hell out yesterday now it's cold as fuck. Smfh buffalo and its bipolar ass weather..
— VIIIXIVXCIV (@Kowalskers) November 7, 2013
Wow really poppa johns took buffalo chicken off their menu, fuck the world man
— Fernando Luna (@PhernandoLuna) November 7, 2013
I'm on a flight to Buffalo and really wondering why the fuck I'm on a flight to Buffalo.
— Ana (@ana_boogies) November 7, 2013
I just wanna get outta of buffalo fuck you buffalo
— Bang Bros (@AlmightyKJSosa) November 7, 2013
Fuck packing. I'm getting drunk at Buffalo Wild Wings instead.
— Dan Haynes (@Deltahotel9) November 8, 2013
God damnit. All I wanted tonight was Buffalo Wild Wings. Fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck everyone.
— Cole (@C_Pug95) November 8, 2013
OH FUCK BUFFALO WILD WANGS GOT 50 cent wings tonight
— GODMADEMEBEAUTIFUL (@beaucoupbougee) November 8, 2013
Buffalo wild wings is bomb as fuck but their hot wings hurt comming out…jesus im getting mild next time..
— Special K (@Kaleb_Hoppe) November 8, 2013
Is it weird that I stare at myself in the mirror and ask Would you fuck me? like Buffalo Bill from silence of the lambs?
— They call me Mr. H (@Jace_Hartis) November 8, 2013
1. Jonathan Quick
— Heather Carolin (@PlaymateHeather) November 8, 2013
Former Playboy Playmate Heather Carolin is close,
but that’s not why Quick is the TRH No. 1 Star.
Pretty sure Quickie's baked 24/7. #kingsweekly
— carmody herzberg (@carmieherz) November 8, 2013
That mustache answer from @JonathanQuick32 describing the Family Guy episode was adorable. Great to see Quickie smile
— Lisa Tashjian (@LisaTashjian) November 8, 2013
— Mikey P (@sigtauez188) November 8, 2013
That's it. Jon Quick just passed Luc Robitaille as my favorite King if all time with that full Family Guy synopsis. #mustachefart
— All The Kings Men (@KingsMenPodcast) November 8, 2013
Thanks Kings Weekly, for showing why fancy stats
can’t measure how amazing Jonathan Quick truly is.