TRH RECAP 19: Manchester United



LA Kings NY Islanders Recap

KINGS MONARCHS 3, ISLANDERS 2

Coming off an embarrassing loss to the Buffalo Sabres, the LA Kings woke up to find out their Conn Smythe-winning goalie wasn’t going to back any time soon.

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

But the nightmarish road trip must go on.

To make up for losing their all-world goaltender, the LA Kings did what any team would do: Call up a left winger from the minor leagues.

So here we are, Ben Scrivens, the White Line and all of your favorites take on the NY Islanders at 4 p.m. local time!!

*already crying*

Jeeze. At least get the quote right:

Wayne Gretzky Michael Scott

Somewhere, Kevin Ryder shrugs.

Let’s just get this over with already.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

YAAAA!!!

Jon Rosen: Extreme trash talker.

Best. First Period. Ever.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

You know how to cut to the core of an LA Kings fan.

Vodka is an amazing thing.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

Never a doubt!

#BenchPearson

#Pearson4Hart

YESSS! …wait, what??

Indeed.

 
TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Tanner Pearson

 

2. Islanders Fans

 

1. We Are All Monarchs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This line certainly had an impressive 10 minutes playing together.
I mean, who knows what they can accomplish if they play an entire game together.

…sigh.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl
  • Brian Tyczki

    Where did the White Line name come from?