TRH RECAP 18: Groin-ing Pains
KINGS OH DEAR GOD WHY, SABRES 3(SO)
Fresh off an undeafeated week (two games but whatever), the LA Kings headed to Buffalo to begin an East Coast trip to that….
…I’m sorry, I just can’t.
RIP Jonathan Quick.
RIP 2013-14 season.
With that, let’s relive the wonderful night in Buffalo, said no one ever.
This girl realizes she can’t get any further north from the Mason-Dixon line, right?
— mike bell (@beerleagueguy) November 12, 2013
$100 to see the Sabres lose tonight. Section 104. $100 for a pair! Any takers?
— Matt Deck (@AvsNation9) November 12, 2013
Dreading going to the sabres game tonight #shitshow
— Kyle Meyers (@Meyers23K) November 12, 2013
SABRES GAME LATER. Excited even though they suck. #food
— Kat (@KatieAntkowiak) November 12, 2013
Running down the hallway like superman with my sabres blanket screaming "GO SABRESS GOOO"
— Jocelyn (@Joceeybaby27) November 12, 2013
This was the last tweet Darcy Regier was able to send as GM of the Sabres.
We're wearing camo jerseys so no one has to see us suck. You're welcome. #Sabres
— Fake Terry (@terry_fake) November 12, 2013
GO BUFFALO SABRES VS LA KINGS STAR JEFF CARTER ON MSG 7 : 00.
— Erik S (@eschott88) November 12, 2013
This poor guy is gonna be so disappointed.
Going to watch the sabres get bent over and penetrated! #gobuffalo
— Mr. Blaird (@alex_29michalak) November 12, 2013
— Manfred (@ArthurKlages) November 12, 2013
— Mike George (@MikeGeorge83) November 12, 2013
Watching the Sabres is like watching pigs going off to be slaughtered except that a slaughterhouse has some order to it.
— Xela Yksibsiv (@poker4adummy) November 12, 2013
@LAKings FUCKING FAGGITS GO SUCK A DICK. DW WHEN U GUYS COME TO VANCOUVER WILL BE SHITTING ON YOU GUYS AND THEN WILL RUN YOU GUYS OVER!!!!!
— Shifraz (@xXxSHIFRAZxXx) November 12, 2013
Dear #Sabres, Try not to play like usual tonight. You know what I mean… Love/hate, -Alex
— Alex Prue (@Paroooo0) November 12, 2013
Anyone wanna come over and watch the sabres game? Or just repeatedly punch me in the kidneys?
— Michael Surdyk (@mikesurdyk) November 13, 2013
Nice tribute to area veterans at the Sabres game. Too bad they have to endure more suffering watching this team.
— Brenda Alesii (@brendaceleste) November 13, 2013
Ugh. Let’s just get this over with already.
why do the sabres suck so fucking bad lmfao it hurts to watch them play at this point
— ♡jenn♡ (@jennnicolex3) November 13, 2013
I forgot how well things started…
Mark Pysyk scores! Wait: shit. #Sabres
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) November 13, 2013
— Rob (@itsrobfiasco) November 13, 2013
Sweet baby jesus that Slovenian is silky smooth #LAKings
— Kopitar4Selke (@NickMacK9) November 13, 2013
Goal #LAKings Jared stoll
— Brody Allen (@mombrody) November 13, 2013
IT WAS HODGSON OMFG BABE
— ♡jenn♡ (@jennnicolex3) November 13, 2013
— Anthony (@anthony_lafica) November 13, 2013
Sometimes, I want to sit all the LA Kings down and just ask one question: Seriously?
— Lamia Hajani (@lamiahajani) November 13, 2013
Bear in mind this was before the shootout.
Well…good thing I can't watch the @LAKings tonight…it'd be a bad night to be on suicide watch with my trip to NYC coming this weekend.
— Samuel Montgomery (@TrojanWarrior) November 13, 2013
— LA Kings (@LAKings) November 13, 2013
— Ken Dick (@RealKenDick) November 13, 2013
Typical Kings domination.
Fuck of coarse Hodgson gets 2 goals tonight when I decided to not pick him up for fantasy yesterday
— Bill Pinter, Ph.D (@Billy_Pinter) November 13, 2013
Holy Hodgson. If we win this game I don't know
— Suffering Sabres (@Sabres_Chiver) November 13, 2013
@LAKings – Jesus fuck fuckin fuck
— Bird Shit (@SithLordMoore) November 13, 2013
Took the words right out my mouth, Mr. Bird.
I'm fucking embarrassed for my hockey team! #lakings
— Paul Wellar (@paulwellar) November 13, 2013
HOW ARE THE @LAKings LOSING TO BUFFALO?!?
— Emily Redenbach (@aussiemily) November 13, 2013
— jeremy hart (@romsion) November 13, 2013
YES! YES! YES! PRAISE THE LAWD! @LAKings
— Adam (@adamhlavac) November 13, 2013
… God Bless You Dwight King, you scary-faced man. #LAKings
— J.T. Dutch™ (@JTDutch) November 13, 2013
*fighting back tears*
My timeline just went from a bunch of @LAKings fans wanting to walk out into traffic to celebrating like crazy.
— Corey (@LAKingsforlife) November 13, 2013
— Laurie D. (@Redfroggy) November 13, 2013
LA kings nigga!!!
— __shanetc__ (@shane420TC) November 13, 2013
— Arron Capone (@Vandel_Buster) November 13, 2013
Powerplay? OT? What could go wrong!
Hey we get a point!! #LAKings
— Jamison Lewis (@TheBengalKing) November 13, 2013
Is la kings Vey first name Oye? Lol
— Dan Lawless (@predsfan71) November 13, 2013
OVER TIME AND IM SHAKING THE INTENSITY IN THIS GAME IS KILLING ME! Kings are gonna Winn!@LAKings
— Naira (@nairaabelyan) November 13, 2013
Jonathan Quick is injured, see you guys in September. #LAKings
— Jonathan (@jehawks) November 13, 2013
*opens unlabeled booze*
— Nell-y Nic (@nellynic) November 13, 2013
this is not happening right now #lakings
— April (@April7X) November 13, 2013
— Veronica Kazaryan (@vkazaryan13) November 13, 2013
Well this certainly can’t get any worse!
— Peter Mayers (@TheWadhams) November 13, 2013
Good spot for Trevor Lewis during the shootout IMO.
— Amanda Ortiz (@Mandy_Lee562) November 13, 2013
Cold goalie in a shoot out. This will end well. #LAKings
— Kris (@inkprincess) November 13, 2013
— Sarah Wiltse (@sewiltse21) November 13, 2013
Poor Sarah won’t accept reality yet.
What. Was. That. Richards? #LAKings
— Eric Kwun (@snarktrooper) November 13, 2013
Is Andy Murray coaching?? Lewis in a shootout attempt?!?! @LAKings
— Shant Apelian (@shant32) November 13, 2013
Why is Trevor Lewis in the shootout?!?!?!?!? @LAKings
— Tigerclaw (@SamsonTigerclaw) November 13, 2013
Nice dump an change Lewis. #LAKings
— scott borton (@borty99) November 13, 2013
That will be a game that will haunt the #LAKings for a while. Unreal. Should have never gone to OT, so Quick shouldn't have gotten hurt.
— Michael Castillo (@MichaelCastFS) November 13, 2013
I blame Dwight King for tying the game.
3. Rick Jeanneret
Jeanneret has gone nuts. Old people are funny when they go nutty.
— Tom Doran (@tdoran2) November 13, 2013
Jeanneret wearing a fish bowl right now is really a thing that's happening??? pic.twitter.com/aTnCAsarMX
— Madeline Elia (@madfrog126) November 13, 2013
Good job by Jordan Nolan to keep his elbows down.
2. More People Mad About All Things Buffalo
The fuck you know about buffalo nothing hoe so shut the fuck up
— Mayo Deftinwolf (@2JZ_GTE_) November 12, 2013
Who the fuck eats spicy buffalo scented foods in class? The entire room smells. I want to stab you.
— liv ☠ (@livsaundy) November 12, 2013
fuck buffalo wild wings, never eating there again .
— obey aire™© (@_withloveaire) November 12, 2013
Got the new bacon buffalo ranch mcchicken to try, of course it doesn’t have bacon What the fuck did I pay $2 for? Sauce?
— ambaaaa! (@_constantamber) November 12, 2013
Buffalo Wild Wings got some good wings … But they drinks be weak as fuck!!! If I can drink 4 drinks n still drive n make it home then WTF
— ☔wholelottaBANDZZ☔ (@gucciPACMANNN) November 12, 2013
mom- "what'd you do at home today?" ate buffalo wings and slept, fuck this look like?
— Yanna Banana (@yannaaalexandra) November 12, 2013
Fuck you buffalo I hate you
— Nicole South (@nicolesouth12) November 12, 2013
Buffalo Wild Wings is my fuck spot
— FuckYouMean (@Nastie_Nestea09) November 12, 2013
buffalo wild wings may tear through my body but fuck i love it
— *kanye shrug* (@klodowsk) November 12, 2013
I'm a fat fuck because I always want buffalo chick'n and pizza – never once had the thought "yo some salad and granola would be dope now"
— Adam Bister VSXE (@killerwolfvsxe) November 13, 2013
Like Fuck Buffalo.
— Lover~Boy ;) (@AlexKozak2) November 13, 2013
If you don’t fuck with popcorn and tapatio fuck out my face you ugly troll ass long neck buck teeth buffalo worm eye brow looking leech
— ILLUMiNAUGHTY (@Uly2Fly) November 13, 2013
Ever since I got boneless buffalo wings @ Applebee's , I've been craving them ever since fuck
— Dot2. (@ohitsbellaaaa) November 13, 2013
Oh, and buffalo chicken pizza. Get the fuck out of here with that bull shit!
— Foul Larry (@Meeting_aJERNed) November 13, 2013
1. Jonathan Quick
Quick tore his vagina? But seriously, I hate injuries, I just hate Quick way more.
— ZaBo (@zackbodey57) November 13, 2013
— Dr. Suck It (@OrangePuck) November 13, 2013
— Spaceman (@BrendanStuart) November 13, 2013
Quick is a pussy Miller will easily start over him in the Olympics
— Tom Costanzo (@tcostanzo74) November 13, 2013
Jonathan Quick strained his vagina….poor baby
— Brandon Vossekuil ⚾️ (@BVSunshine) November 13, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: LA Kings goalie Jonathan Quick left tonight's game against the Buffalo Sabres due to a vaginal year
— Sir Adolf Shitler (@David__Whelan17) November 13, 2013
That quick fan at bearcreek is going to be rattled because quick just tore his vagina
— RDOG ⚾️ (@Rdog_81) November 13, 2013
REPORT: Jonathan Quick leaves the game late in overtime after aggravating his sore vagina
— Brandon Wilson (@Brandon_Wilson3) November 13, 2013
— Millers Soul Patch (@MillrsSoulPatch) November 13, 2013
Jonathan Quick, you shoulda been a blowjob
— Mike Robertiello (@mikey_serbs) November 13, 2013
HAHAHA. LA Kings lost Jonathan Quick in today's game. GOOD. I don't even feel bad. lol is that bad? haha.
— Sara Biela (@biela_05) November 13, 2013
i honestly hope jonathan quick is out for the season. that'd be just great for my sharks.
— ✞ Anthony. ✞ (@Deathcoar) November 13, 2013
FUCK YOU JONATHAN QUICK
— Limo Driver Jeff (@Jewbacca814) November 13, 2013