TRH RECAP 7: BISHOP TAKES KINGS



KINGS 1, LIGHTNING 5

Welcome back to some more NHL coast-on-coast action!

…seriously missing the lockout right now. Like, how much better was all conference play and 48 games in 99 days?

Anyone?

ANYONE?!

Whatever, I’ll stand by my sentiment as we trudge through another 4ish o’clock start versus a Southeast Flortheast Atlantic Division opponent.

So let’s get it started and see what Lightning fans are looking forward to the most in anticipation of their matchup against the LA Kings:

Yeah, like a professional hockey team is going to respo—

…I stand corrected. And frat boy-level envious.

Backward reverse selfie alert!

“Maybe”

Coincidentally, Thunder Rita is also Phil Esposito’s stage name at Hamburger Mary’s.

It’s the big things in life.

High aspirations!
*fighting tears*

FIRST PERIOD:

We begin action—

—with the Kings looking worse than the Florida Panthers.

I still appreciate the attempt, David.

This isn’t going to go well, is it?

SECOND PERIOD:

Wow.
Being compared to the Miami Heat is the first time that I’ve ever
actually been taken aback by a Twitter insult. Kudos.

It can’t be as bad as you make it seem.

Oh.

*sobbing*

THIRD PERIOD:

What’s really bugging you here, Josh?

Ah. Understood.

Noted.
*chugs unlabeled booze*

WE GET IT.

Hey now.

HAY NOW.

I’ve been in bed crying since 20 seconds into the game.

 

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. Tampa Bay Lightning

I’d like to think of it more as;
At least the LA Kings have a better record vs. the East than the Edmonton Oilers.”

 

2. This Guy

BRO HIGH-FIVES FOR EVERYONE!!!

 

1. Not This Guy

That just means you’ll be free to watch Predators try to beat Jonathan Bern–
OH GOOD GOD.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl