TRH RECAP 6: ANY SCRIVENS SUNDAY


KINGS 3, PANTHERS 0

Welcome to a beautiful Sunday afternoon game in Sunrise, Florida!!

*sigh*

…I’m not going to fake this for you.

Let’s just get this day game monstrosity over with.

See, even the owner of the Panthers doesn’t want to be there.

And the fans don’t either.

Even the NFL can’t believe this exists.

This. Is. A. Real. Tweet.

Who are you and why aren’t the Panthers throwing tickets at you?

Don’t feel bad for laughing! The dog ended up being just fine.

 

 

I’m sorry I can’t even start to deal with this kind of dementia.

A Big Lots sighting!

Better than the Royal Lemon Haze, I guess.

You call that a throwback? THIS is a throwback.

OMG can this please just end already?

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Apparently they’re very serious about staying in your assigned seat at the BB&T Center.

OK SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE WORST.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

Does anyone come to watch the game?

Thank jebus something happened.
*switches back to NFL Redzone*

A nice late brunch Gorilla Salad.

Settle down, Adam.

Someone call child services!

 

THIRD PERIOD:

My thoughts exactly at this point.

There must have been so many extras of these.
And sweet Washington Nationals hat.

No, really. I bet it’s impossibly easy to get one of these that I don’t even have a joke.

Sigh.

OK this would have been the perfect recap!

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. #VinniesView

Yes, the owner probably does have good seats. Good call!

Who are you quoting?!

“I wouldn’t mind” is lie and you know it.

This isn’t exactly the death row last meal request I would have.

You can barely see the guns in their backs.
And sweet Yankees and Giants merch!

2. The Stick

Here’s to 500 more, Justin.

1. The Professor

*loops video for 782346th time*

So glorious.

Who is Bernier?

Um… what are you talkin—I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.

Drew Doughty Fat

This is exactly how Benjamin Vezina Scrivens talks.

Daniel Carcillo forever.
…Now excuse me while I jump into a bathtub full of acid.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl
  • Rob

    Lol just saw this randomly now months later. To answer you when you asked “Who are you quoting!?” I was quoting an annoying fan who constantly ends tweets with that line, and somehow always manages to win. It became a running thing where some of us said it during every contest.