TRH RECAP 10: F-LAME SHOWING



KINGS 2, FLAMES 3

“LIVE from Los Angeles, California, it’s a Monday edition of Hockey Night at the Staples Center as the LA Kings host the Calgary Flames!”

My goodness has the LA Kings home schedule been brutal at the start of this season.

Welp, that also means a lot of easy wins, right?!

At the very least, it means a lot of cheap tickets on the secondhand market to see, um, Karri Ramo and Mark Giordano.

Ugh.

At least most Flames and Kings fans were into it:

I agree, and these team has been great so far.

Gingerbread biscotti and Flames Hockey, that’s what Calgary does!

APPIES?!

THERE ARE ROBYN REGEHR FANS?!

HA! Like Mike Cammalleri is going to factor into this game.

 

FIRST PERIOD:

Kings 1, Flames Doughnuts.

I feel sick.

 

SECOND PERIOD:

I yell this out at least six times per day.

*crying*

Yeah!

I don’t think the Kings need to worry about any more penalties.

*quivering*

CARTER MAKES ME HA—ppy to say that it is now 2-2.

 

THIRD PERIOD:

*places head in hands*

*sigh*

And so it is…

TRH THREE STARS OF THE NIGHT

3. #FlamesSuck

Hey, don’t put that on every Kings fa—

—yeah, but still!

 

2. Mike Cammalleri

OH DEAR GOD WHY.

 

1. Anze Kopitar

Trade Kopitar.

PumperNicholl is a lifelong LA Kings fan and actually learned how to speak English from Bob Miller by watching LA Kings games… and the Police Academy movies.You should probably follow PumperNicholl on Twitter @pumpernicholl