And they say that local news doesn’t provide us with anything newsworthy anymore. Well, that might have been the case until Thursday night… when CBS 2 in Los Angeles aired Darryl Sutter’s double hernia surgery! That’s right, not too long after the playoffs ended… Coach Sutter had a revolutionary robot surgery.



A documentary crew was there to film this important event in Darryl Sutter’s life.

Of course, I’m referring to the first time Darryl Sutter met a Jew.

So wait… are you trying to tell me with a straight face that Darryl Sutter
was more injured during the 2013 NHL Playoffs than Anze Kopitar?!?

I don’t even want to know what part of Darryl Sutter’s body that is.
But after studying him as a Head Coach for nearly a full season…
I’m assuming it’s one testicle.

Darryl Sutter’s groin lasted longer on TV than Matthew Perry’s latest sitcom.

Never Forget.

The last man that tried to tickle Darryl Sutter is dead.

And by “dead”… I simply mean “traded to New Jersey.”

Darryl Sutter’s stomach or Dustin Penner’s man boob… YOU DECIDE.

I just wish there was some way to visually represent what it feels like to have a robot fondle your body.


Nailed it.

I don’t often agree with John Hoven from Mayors Manor… but I think this summed it up nicely.



Sadly, this local news story was the 2nd greatest LA Kings video to be released this week.

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.