TRH PLAYOFF GAMEDAY GAME 2- SAN JOSE SHARKS
5) NFL LINEBACKER
4) ILLEGAL DOWNLOADER
@theroyalhalf Every sixth or seventh download gets you kicked off the site for a month.
— Hockey Brunch in CHI (@HockeyBrunch) May 16, 2013
@theroyalhalf When that site gets suspended for illegal activity, no one can say they didn't see it coming.
— Chanelle Berlin (@chanelleberlin) May 16, 2013
3) CORPORATE HEADHUNTER
2) NHL INTERN
Since Raffi Torres is used to making appearances at the NHL's Head Offices in New York City, maybe it's time for him to apply for an internship. This way Torres still gets to be around the game he loves so much… but the various teams that he plays for save money on airline tickets back and forth to New York.
1) HEADSHOT ARTIST
Raffi Torres knows exactly what goes into making a great headshot. So now that he is employed in the state of California, Torres' next step can be a Headshot Photographer. And to be honest… he can start by taking headshots of his teammates.
Oh wait… nevermind. He's already done that.
Well at least as a headshot photographer, Raffi Torres can finally help out Patrick Marleau.
If there’s one trait that Patrick Marleau and Dean Lombardi have shared over the past 16 years,
it’s an inability to smile.
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
While their boyfriends were beating the San Jose Sharks 2-0…
some of the players' girlfriends had a little fun with their guys' toys…