PLAYOFF PREVIEW PARTY – KNOW YOUR 1ST ROUND OPPONENT: ST. LOUIS BLUES
Brigitte from One Girl, One Puck is back with an all-St. Louis Blues Playoff Edition of her demented look at the LA Kings opponent… something we like to call "Know Your Opponent!" Now, Brigitte has taken on the St. Louis Blues before… but this time… it's personal. Take it away, Brigitte…
*THE FOLLOWING BELOW IS NOT WRITTEN BY THE ROYAL HALF, BUT RATHER A GUEST WRITER*
Let's talk about the Blues again shall we? I feel like I've made my mild dislike for the Blues known previously. I may have ever so subtly slipped that in one of my previous Know Your Opponent posts about them. The Blues are one of those teams where you think "Man I hear they're really good, but I don't actually know anything about them." Well guess what? I'm hear to help, like for real this time. Is there actual information located in this post? Maybe, if you actually don't know the whole roster. Since we'll be getting quite intimately acquainted with the Blues this next week or two, I've decided to take a look at some of the lesser known members of the team. (Take your pick on which one of these assholes we'll all hate by the end of the series)
|He really is kind of tiny.|
Ok, so people do talk about Sobotka a lot (cue Pierre McGuire's boner), but he's still not one of the Blues "stars". He's also pretty small, at least compared to some other guys on the team. Pretty sure the Kings could literally eat him alive…(insert Dustin Penner/Drew Doughty joke here)
| I'm gonna guess he's a big Spaceballs fan also…just a guess though. |
"Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time."
So Ryan Reaves is the Blues designated asshat. There's a lot of other asshats on the team, but they have personally assigned Ryan Reaves as their asshat representative. Just look at that fucking picture, I want to punch him in his stupid fucking face. I'll buy a shirsey of the first Kings player to pop this bitch (if he actually plays in the playoffs LOLOLOL). He's probably just mad he had to live in Winnipeg.
Fuck off dickface!
No idea why his nickname is "Six shooter" but it sounds dirty.
Look at those dumb fucking tattoos.
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OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
|He's probably benched because Alex Steen couldn't stop thinking about his lips.|
That's a pretty terrible trade too, Jesus who's behind these things???
Oh yea that…YEA FUCK THAT GUY!
Stunned David Backes.