All The Kings Men – Locked Up


I know that I haven’t been writing with the regularity that you would come to expect after the Los Angeles Kings won their first Stanley Cup Championship in 44 seasons in the NHL. But after two months time of refreshing and recharging my hockey soul, I am more ready than ever to start blogging all about the upcoming NHL season. And boy am I excited to watch some hock…. WHAAAAAAA?!?!?!

Whew! For a minute there I thought you were about to say the NHL was going to have a lockout!

This above is simply a photo of one of Mike Richards many sex toys.

It’s a Brand New Episode of All The Kings Men Podcast in which Jesse Cohen and I rock out with our locks out. We also talk to Dennis Bernstein from The Fourth Period who actually understands what all the negotiation between the NHL Owners and Players is about. 

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I was asked by Yahoo’s Puck Daddy to contribute to their NHL Essentials series. If you are curious what I think the seminal moments in Los Angeles Kings history are… you can read the Los Angeles Kings Essentials here. Come for the article… stay for the comments. 

You nailed it, DaveGeek. You nailed it.

So unfortunately… unless there is some sort of miracle agreement between the NHL and NHLPA… us hockey fans are going to have to spend our Fall watching awful Hollywood re-makes.

Although the trailer for Dumb and Dumber 3 wasn’t too bad.

Wow… I can’t believe they are re-making No Country For Old Men already!

Seriously… how does a photo like this even exist?!?

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.