Pundays: 1-3-1 is the Loneliest Number
Partially inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movement, we here at The Royal Half decided to refuse to publish a brand new Pundays, our look at the best and worst of the NHL.com Front Page Pun Headlines, until the Los Angeles Kings scored more than 2 goals in a game. Thankfully, the Kings exploded for 5 goals last Saturday night and after two strenuous weeks of protest… Pundays is back in business!
Obviously, the biggest thing in the NHL to happen over the past 2 weeks was the promotion of a rookie goalie with 1 year of AHL experience into the biggest hockey market in the world. What could go wrong?
Listen, Ben Scrivens… turns out you aren’t the only rookie goaltender to be featured in the Pun Headlines over the last 2 weeks.
And now it looks like Jhonas Enroth will be dealing with the Roth of Milan Lucic.
The Pun Headline Writers at NHL.com are never afraid to take chances… but over the past two weeks I noticed some Pun Headlines that were truly off-the-charts awful.
There should be a LupHole for getting bad puns off the front page of NHL.com.
Pretty sure it’s not pronounced Lead-strom.
I first read this as “Jarome In Charge” which was my 2nd favorite sitcom of the late 80’s.
Yeah, it took a couple seconds for me to figure it out too.
Now this is just a complete butchering of the English language for the benefit of a pun.
Let’s just keep this one on the down low, huh?
With almost every NHL team in competition for a playoff spot (offer not valid in Columbus, Ohio), the Pun Headline Writers at NHL.com want to make sure the individual teams are getting just as much time in the spotlight as the individual players.
Seriously… the Oilers really need to start losing.
More like Sabe Worst for Now.
Oh… so I guess they finally announced who the bad guy is that the NHL Guardians are trying to capture.
This is the same battle cry Patrick Kane screams when he walks into a bar.
Well.. with a .896 save %, I can tell you who ISN’T cou-doing it.
But you are a modern hockey fan… so who gives a shit about the teams?!? Let’s see some Player-Name-Pun-Headlines, yo!
I might need to TY a noose if I keep seeing Tyler Seguin pun headlines.
Being benched by his coach may be the least of Ovechkin’s problems this season.
No… no it’s actually not all good at all.
How tempted were they to add “After All These Years” to the end of this.
I can’t wait until he’s Kippin’ It Real in Detroit.
Dustin Brown really wishes he was in this Pun Headline.
And finally… this week’s award for “Best Pundays About an Old Friend Returning“…
SPECIAL BONUS HALL OF FAME PUNDAYS EDITION:
I’d probably say Doug Gilmour’s time with the Sabres was the “less” part of his career.
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