Star Gazing

So I went to an official Los Angeles Kings Watch Party… and all I got was this…

…lousy photograph with the only Kings employee hotter than Heidi Androl

… lousy personalized autograph from the star of one of the greatest Kings memes of all time.

… lousy team autographed “Kings Fans Parking Only” sign that I won in a raffle for 6 dollars.

So I went to an official Los Angeles Kings Watch Party and all I got to see was a lousy hockey team lose the 7th of its last 9 games. 

“Thanks, Joe. I shall use this stick to crush the dreams of Kings fans… everywhere!”

Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy says the Kings should feel confident about making a coaching change with a somewhat capable head coach, John Stevens, already on the existing coaching staff. I have been firmly in the “Don’t Fire Coach Murray” camp the last few weeks… but the old saying goes… if you can’t fire the players… you gotta fire someone. Sure the Kings may be only 3 points out of a playoff spot, but not many of the teams in front of them seem to be willing to slow down and let the Kings catch up. 

Half Season Ticket Holder Buddy in no way endorses a coaching change for the Los Angeles Kings, but rather just states that if a change is made, there is a capable replacement there. 


See! That’s what he said!

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.