Halak of An Effort


The St. Louis Blues have won 2 of their last 8 games. Which team did they beat for those 2 wins?

The Los Angeles Kings have won 2 of their last 11 games, beating such powerhouses as the Edmonton Oilers and the Columbus Blue Jackets. What has caused this recent slump?

This might have something to do with it.

Couldn’t pick a worse time to start growing a new mustache, Richardson.

Fox Sports West HD screwed up again…
that graphic should read “3rd and Final Season with Kings.” 

So when your favorite ice hockey team is incredibly unmotivated and underachieving… all that’s left to do is see what comes up on Google Image search for “Los Angeles Kings Suck.“ 

Click Here to Read the Rest of The Royal Half Recap and See What Google Image Search Came Up With!!!



Yup, pretty much how they are playing right now.

Oscar Moller’s rookie card.

Well this sums up the last 3 weeks. 

Assholes.

Assholes.

Wipe that smug off your face.

I was talking to you.

Of course this shows up. 

You think Kings fans are biting their lips at the possibility of the team not making the playoffs? Well, how do you think Jack Johnson is handling it?!?

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I left the audio off so you can truly appreciate the hypnotic-ness of it.

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.