Westgarth in Love

Forget about the fact that the Los Angeles Kings lost a tough game against the one team in the Central Division they can’t seem to beat. No, forget about that, because Kyle Clifford did this tonight. And Coach Terry Murray’s jaw almost dropped. 


“Wow. Nice goal, Cliffy.”

The Los Angeles Kings Marketing Department better hurry… for with Christmas coming up this week they only have a few days to get their newest holiday item out into the market…


The Tickle-Me Clifford.
or, The Kyle Clifford Blow-Up Doll, depending on who the gift is for.

Blackhawks 3, Kings 2 

There is only one question I have after this game… who is this woman, and how fast can someone on the internet track her down so I can interview her? Please. 


Because I have to know what is going through her mind at this exact moment. 
Because I’ve seen love before, and that, my friends… is love.

How hard was it to score on Corey Crawford tonight in Chicago?


This hard.
Tuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr-co… aw, forget it, it’s not fun anymore.  

It gets easier on Tuesday right? Colorado has only won 6 in a row while Matt Duchene and Tomas Fleischmann only have like 22 points together in 8 games. No biggie. When do the Kings play Edmonton again, Thursday? Thank god. At least we have the peaceful nature of the holidays to take our minds off the up and down play of the Kings. 


Happy Holidays, Bitches!

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.