Insert Clipping Wings Pun Here


“Oscar! Awesome goal, bro.”

“Whatever. When Sturm gets here I’ll be back in Manchester. There won’t be
a spot for me here on the roster because although I can show flashes of offensive brilliance,
my body just may not be suited for the NHL game and the amount of body contact on a nightly basis.”

“My dad’s here! He saw me get an assist!”

Kings 5Red Wings 0, Kings Fans, Ecstatic

And just to see it one more time…


To me, it was only his 4th best save of the night.

The Los Angeles Kings are 4-0-1 in the Marco Sturm era. Keep that dude off the ice!

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.