I Mustache You to Win a Game, Please


The Los Angeles Kings record with the stupid fucking mustaches…5-7-0. The Los Angeles Kings record without the stupid fucking mustaches.. 8-3-0. Thank god November is over. 

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Hmm, a mustached Drew Doughty and Michal Handzus remind me of someone… who could it be?

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And as britlovesmusic pointed out tonight

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Brad Richardson is straight outta Super Troopers.

I know this sounds horrible, but Pancreatic Cancer… you are cramping my style. Shave those fucking mustaches now and let’s move into December. Which as any Kings fan knows… is usually a disaster of a month. I mean, those stupid fucking mustaches just must make it impossible for any NHL player to succeed, right?

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Oh.
The Selanne Stache sounds like some sort of sexual maneuver.

Florida is in on Thursday, that should be a great chance…. aw, who gives a fuck. It doesn’t matter. Season is over. Until the Kings win their next game at least.

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Two Girls. One Cup. 
Sigh.  

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick, Ben Scrivens and Martin Jones.You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter @TheRoyalHalf.