Red Light Salute
Ok, poll time. Everyone here who thinks the Los Angeles Kings are for real this year please raise your hand.
Kings 4, Canucks 1, Hopes of Kings Fans, Sky High
Yes, it’s only 4 games into the season. But the Kings put on quite a display Friday night against our new rival, the Vancouver Canucks. And Captain Dustin Brown is now making the team salute the fans after each victory. It’s about fuckin’ time the team starting recognizing that us fans are the difference. We’ve been sitting here patiently for the last 8 years waiting for them to say something nice to us. The image of my favorite hockey team raising their sticks in the air after a great early season victory is something that will stay in my mind for long while. But there is one image that could easily replace it.
The only thing better than watching one of my least favorite NHL goalies get lit up by my favorite NHL team would be the ability to urinate on him.
And the only thing better than pissing on my least favorite NHL goalie would be the ability to take a leak on my least favorite NHL twins.
Nope, not Peter and Chris Ferraro.
Not Joel and Henrik Lundqvist either.
Okay, maybe Rich and Ron Sutter.
Again, people may say that Los Angeles hockey fans don’t know much about the game. But then you go to take a piss during the 1st and 2nd period and there lies an opponent themed urinal target. Carolina comes into Staples on Wednesday but I highly doubt anyone would take the time to put together a Patrick O’Sullivan urinal target.